PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Old Leg Tartakov (ranked 248 p4p, 890 weight class) and Richard Feynman (ranked 45 p4p, 138 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tartakov
vs
Feynman

200 cm
26
266
9 - 0 - 0

192 cm
26
280
5 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Old Leg Tartakov!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Richard Feynman!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Feynman throws an overhand right that lands on Tartakov's shoulder, as Tartakov tries to avoid the shot.
Feynman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tartakov.
Tartakov takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Feynman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Feynman cracks Tartakov with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Tartakov looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Feynman finish him?

Tartakov is rocked!
Tartakov definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tartakov motions for Feynman to come forward. Tartakov throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tartakov fails with the takedown

and Feynman holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Feynman fails to land.
Tartakov fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Feynman is pressed up against the cage. Tartakov has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Feynman down to the mat. Feynman avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Old Leg Tartakov. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Feynman walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Tartakov drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Feynman swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Tartakov's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Feynman!
Richard Feynman is the new heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Richard Feynman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.