PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Red Jesus Karter (ranked 916 p4p, 952 weight class) and Tyson Law (ranked 135 p4p, 143 weight class). Law has chosen Country Boy Can Survive as his entrance music. Red Jesus Karter is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Karter
vs
Law

180 cm
26
190
8 - 1 - 0

185 cm
28
189
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Neon Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Red Jesus Karter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tyson Law!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Ren Mimura and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karter digs a good hook to Law's body.
Karter misses with a wild body shot.
Law shoots for a double leg takedown but Karter sprawls well. He's pushed Law's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Law goes for a double leg but Karter avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Karter continues to drive forward.
Karter looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Karter misses the shot to the body.
Law with a lazy takedown attempt
and Karter counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Red Jesus Karter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyson Law.
A looping hook to the body misses from Karter. Law does a little dance to reset his feet.
Karter throws a jab when Law was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Law shoots in but no luck this time.
Law fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karter scores with a jab.
Karter punishes Law's body with a nice straight punch.
Karter just misses with a punch to the body.
Law throws a lazy head kick
and Karter counters with a nice uppercut.
Law looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Karter is fending him off so far but Law persists. Nope, Karter circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice shot lands for Karter.
Law gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Karter counters with a nice right hand that sends Law toppling to the canvas! Law scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Karter finish him?!

Law is rocked!

It looks like Tyson Law has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Law tries to get into range but Karter steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Law! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Karter scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Red Jesus Karter!
A victorious Red Jesus Karter thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.