PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Poomchamtuek Sitsongrit (ranked 5179 p4p, 25051 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 551 p4p, 665 weight class). Poomchamtuek Sitsongrit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sitsongrit
vs
Dickus

181 cm
18
171
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
182
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Poomchamtuek Sitsongrit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Franklyn Lucas and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sitsongrit throws a body punch but Dickus moves out of range.
Sitsongrit lands with a nice body kick.
Dickus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sitsongrit counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Sitsongrit misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.

Sitsongrit has Dickus up against the cage in a clinch.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sitsongrit takes a shot to the head.
Dickus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sitsongrit working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dickus has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Sitsongrit misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Dickus.
Sitsongrit tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Sitsongrit back against the cage.
Sitsongrit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sitsongrit scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Sitsongrit.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Sitsongrit fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sitsongrit misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Sitsongrit fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus digs a right hand into Sitsongrit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sitsongrit's gas tank.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Sitsongrit throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Sitsongrit fails to land.
Dickus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sitsongrit tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickus is pressed up against the cage. Sitsongrit has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dickus down to the mat. Dickus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Dickus fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Sitsongrit to the ground. Dickus is now in Sitsongrit's guard.
Sitsongrit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dickus pushes down on Sitsongrit's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Sitsongrit tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Dickus has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sitsongrit tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sitsongrit knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dickus on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus controlling his opponent.
Dickus lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Sitsongrit hang on?
Dickus looking to control and managing it successfully.
Sitsongrit is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dickus throws some wild stikes that Sitsongrit manages to avoid easily.
BOOM! Dickus connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Dickus has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dickus controlling from the full mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus working Sitsongrit over with strikes here.
Dickus prevents Sitsongrit from getting the reversal.
Dickus controlling the position easily from mount.
Sitsongrit is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dickus controlling the pace for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Dickus has control of Sitsongrit's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sitsongrit regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Dickus thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Dickus landing strikes, looking to finish!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Biggus Dickus dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dickus shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Sitsongrit trying to control here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Sitsongrit is trying to stand.
Sitsongrit tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Dickus has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Dickus unloads with some shots from mount but Sitsongrit bucks and avoids them well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sitsongrit tries to hold on but Dickus pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Biggus Dickus has got the better of the ground game so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickus is continuing to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
More stalling from Dickus.
Sitsongrit is trying desperately to improve position.
Dickus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dickus scoring with strikes but Sitsongrit is staying in there.
Sitsongrit is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit is trying to escape the mount.
Dickus looking to finish Sitsongrit with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sitsongrit!
Dickus looking to ground and pound but Sitsongrit is blocking nicely.
Dickus takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dickus prevents Sitsongrit from getting the reversal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus controlling the position easily from mount.
Sitsongrit can't escape the position.
Dickus scoring with strikes but Sitsongrit is staying in there.
The referee warns Sitsongrit that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Dickus controlling the position easily from mount.
Sitsongrit avoids a series of strikes thrown by Dickus.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sitsongrit is looking to get to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Biggus Dickus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Dickus fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Sitsongrit wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dickus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sitsongrit.
Dickus lands a jab to Sitsongrit's midsection.
Dickus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sitsongrit in his tracks.
Dickus looks to throw the jab but Sitsongrit is out of range.
Dickus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sitsongrit circles away quickly and effectively.
Sitsongrit half committed to a counter leg kick.
Sitsongrit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sitsongrit throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sitsongrit wants to clinch.
Dickus jabs Sitsongrit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus lands the left hand.

Dickus gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short body shot lands from Dickus as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sitsongrit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickus with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dickus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Dickus.
Dickus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickus's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dickus lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Dickus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickus.
Dickus lands a hook that snaps the head of Sitsongrit backwards.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Sitsongrit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biggus Dickus seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dickus tries to land knees in the clinch but Sitsongrit avoids the damage to the body.
Sitsongrit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sitsongrit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sitsongrit is keeping busy.
Dickus pushes off an throws an elbow but Sitsongrit leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sitsongrit.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sitsongrit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickus.
Dickus is trying to push Sitsongrit away but Sitsongrit has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sitsongrit tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Sitsongrit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sitsongrit misses with a body punch.
Sitsongrit misses with some punches.
Dickus is leaning against Sitsongrit and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sitsongrit.
Dickus scores with a shoulder strike.
Sitsongrit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dickus's elbow.
Sitsongrit can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
Sitsongrit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sitsongrit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sitsongrit can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
Dickus manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Sitsongrit tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Dickus.
A short uppercut from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Sitsongrit.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Sitsongrit tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dickus smiles and moves away.
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Dickus misses.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dickus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Sitsongrit ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.

Sitsongrit rushes Dickus and presses him up against the cage.
Sitsongrit struggles to land a body shot inside as Dickus controls his hands.
Sitsongrit throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sitsongrit wants a takedown.
Dickus holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Sitsongrit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickus.
Sitsongrit working aggressively here.
Dickus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Poomchamtuek Sitsongrit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Biggus Dickus is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dickus lands an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Biggus Dickus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dickus winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 27:30
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Biggus Dickus!
An out of breath Biggus Dickus thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.