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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Misha Hasselhoff (ranked 292 p4p, 658 weight class) and Casimiro Nicoletta (ranked 38 p4p, 91 weight class). Nicoletta is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: For Once In My Life. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Misha Hasselhoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Casimiro Nicoletta!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hasselhoff.
Nicoletta uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Nicoletta connects with a right hand. Hasselhoff shakes it off.
It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Nicoletta lands a high kick!
Nicoletta throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Casimiro Nicoletta has been cut.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nicoletta at a distance.
Nicoletta slips under a jab from Hasselhoff.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
Nicoletta throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nicoletta has time to react.
Hasselhoff lands a big right hand that sends Nicoletta crashing to the mat! Hasselhoff stays standing though and waves Nicoletta back to his feet!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Nicoletta checks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nicoletta.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Nicoletta counters with a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff lands a big uppercut and Nicoletta crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Nicoletta looks OK. Hasselhoff waves Nicoletta back to his feet!
Nicoletta is rocked!
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nicoletta makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Nicoletta.
A clash of legs there as Nicoletta blocks the low kick.
Nicoletta lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hasselhoff circles away quickly and effectively.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Nicoletta to counter with a crisp jab.
Nicoletta throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hasselhoff stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hasselhoff is looking to chop away at Nicoletta's legs.
Hasselhoff takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nicoletta looks to land a combination. Hasselhoff sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nicoletta moves out of range of the body kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
Nicoletta lunges at Hasselhoff with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hasselhoff's hand.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Nicoletta moves out of range easily.
Nicoletta throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook to the body
and Nicoletta counters with a straight right hand.
Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nicoletta will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild combination.
Nicoletta lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A lazy body kick from Hasselhoff
and Nicoletta cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nicoletta throws an overhand right that lands on Hasselhoff's shoulder, as Hasselhoff tries to avoid the shot.
Hasselhoff checks a low kick from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nicoletta throws a hook but Hasselhoff blocks it.
Hasselhoff is looking for a counter combo.
A telegraphed right hand from Nicoletta misses the target.
Nicoletta lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the head.
Hasselhoff walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nicoletta throws a right hand that Hasselhoff ducks under and follows up with a left that Hasselhoff also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nicoletta lands a leg kick that knocks Hasselhoff off balance momentarily.
Nicoletta bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Nicoletta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nicoletta explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A head kick misses from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff tried to counter with a leg kick but Nicoletta avoided it.
Nicoletta takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Nicoletta sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hasselhoff is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nicoletta lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hasselhoff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nicoletta has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nicoletta and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. Nicoletta ducked under it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hasselhoff motions for Nicoletta to come forward. Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nicoletta connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Casimiro Nicoletta seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff tries a head kick but it misses.
Nicoletta gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Hasselhoff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That has opened up Casimiro Nicoletta's cut even more.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick from Nicoletta lands but Hasselhoff takes it in his stride.
Hasselhoff tests Nicoletta's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hasselhoff tried to score with a low kick but Nicoletta checks it.
Hasselhoff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nicoletta darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nicoletta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a body kick.
Nicoletta throws a combination that misses
and Hasselhoff counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking kick to the body. Nicoletta takes a step back to recover.
Nicoletta is breathing heavily.
Nicoletta staying out of range there.
Hasselhoff cracks Nicoletta with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hasselhoff has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Nicoletta to stand back up!
Nicoletta is still on wobbly legs! Can Hasselhoff finish him?
The cut above Casimiro Nicoletta's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Nicoletta might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hasselhoff has got the better of the exchanges.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
Nicoletta seems to have recovered his senses.
Jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. Nicoletta ducked under it nicely.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hasselhoff lands with a big right hook that stumbles Nicoletta - he's out on his feet here! Hasselhoff follows up with another monster hook that separates Nicoletta from consciousness! Nicoletta falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Hasselhoff stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Misha Hasselhoff!
Our winner, Misha Hasselhoff, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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