PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wolfgang Muller (ranked 136 p4p, 26 weight class) and Tobig Tofail (ranked 4 p4p, 1 weight class). Muller comes to the cage accompanied by In the Hall of the Mountain King. Tofail has chosen Too sexy as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Muller
vs
Tofail

197 cm
40
265
29 - 13 - 0

191 cm
27
248
19 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Vegan Gains
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Muller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tobig Tofail!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muller lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Muller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tofail stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Muller misses with a wild body shot.
Muller swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Muller connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tofail moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tofail misses with a right hand

and Muller counters with a crisp one two that drops Tofail! Muller thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Tofail to his feet! Tofail is in big trouble!
Tofail misses with a straight left.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muller misses with a looping left.
Tofail throws a big counter head kick but Muller avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muller wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Muller throws a leg kick
letting Tofail counter with a right hand.
Muller scores with a punch to the head.
Muller misses with a hook
and Tofail cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Muller fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tofail has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Muller throws a leg kick but Tofail sees it coming and moves out of range.
Muller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tofail checks it well.
Muller throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tofail rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Muller makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Muller drops Tofail with a huge uppercut! Tofail drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Muller is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wolfgang Muller!
Wolfgang Muller retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Wolfgang Muller rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.