PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Alexis Machine (ranked 5092 p4p, 5558 weight class) and Jake Dredd (ranked 607 p4p, 640 weight class). Machine comes to the ring accompanied by Satan Is Real. Alexis Machine could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jake Dredd's chin.

Machine
vs
Dredd

183 cm
25
200
1 - 0 - 1

180 cm
25
180
1 - 1 - 0

Great elbows
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Determined

Hells Balls Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Alexis Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jake Dredd!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Sandra Marshall and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dredd tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Dredd misses.
Dredd pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Machine clinches up against the ropes.
Dredd avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Dredd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dredd avoids a wild elbow strike from Machine.
Dredd takes an elbow to the forehead.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Dredd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dredd takes an elbow to the temple.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Machine creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dredd dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Our sources have told us that Machine has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Dredd dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Dredd blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Dredd tries to land knees in the clinch but Machine avoids the damage to the body.
Dredd blocks the elbow strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Machine lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Dredd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dredd tries to land knees in the clinch but Machine avoids the damage to the body.
A short body shot lands from Dredd as the two fighters clinch.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Dredd is rocked!

It looks like Jake Dredd has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dredd is still on wobbly legs! Can Machine finish him?
Dredd avoids a wild elbow strike from Machine.
Dredd throws a punch but it's blocked by Machine.
Dredd dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Dredd seems to have recovered his senses.
Dredd working aggressively here.
Machine lands a damaging elbow.
Machine cracks Dredd with a big elbow, right in the eye socket! Dredd drops to his knees in obvious pain! The referee starts the count but it's plainly obvious that Dredd isn't going to get back to his feet. The referee counts none the less and Machine struts around the mat, safe in the knowledge that this one is over. A big win for Machine!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Alexis Machine!
In his post fight interview, Alexis Machine gave a big smile as he said 'Yeah, I like to eat ass. What about it?'.