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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retarded Moron (ranked 5297 p4p, 6239 weight class) and Darren Carter (ranked 616 p4p, 691 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retarded Moron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darren Carter!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moron scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Darren Carter has been cut.
Carter misses with a takedown attempt
and Moron counters with a nice uppercut.
Carter with a poor takedown
and Moron counters with a nice right hand that sends Carter toppling to the canvas! Carter scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Moron finish him?!
That has opened up Darren Carter's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carter bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Carter should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Moron avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Carter.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Moron is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Carter has eaten all the pies!
Moron seems a little lost for a moment, as Carter dominates the positioning.
You can see the frustration on Moron's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Moron on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Moron tries to get out of the position.
Moron is trying to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moron struggling a bit here.
Carter is working Moron over with some ground and pound from side control.
Carter cracks Moron with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Carter landing a few strikes.
Carter landing a few strikes.
Moron being controlled for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carter landing strikes.
Carter has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Moron is trying to get back to half guard.
Carter just content to control the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Carter working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Carter working the ground and pound from side control.
You can see the frustration on Moron's face as Carter controls the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Carter misses with a takedown
and Moron counters with a left to the body.
Retarded Moron has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darren Carter.
Moron scores with a body shot.
Carter looks winded!
Moron dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Darren Carter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moron sends Carter crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Moron is motioning to the referee to let Carter up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Moron fakes the body blow, causing Carter to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Carter goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Retarded Moron!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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