PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Banger (ranked 4201 p4p, 2768 weight class) and Dirty Old Bastard (ranked 546 p4p, 379 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Banger
vs
Old Bastard

209 cm
27
282
5 - 4 - 0

215 cm
20
275
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bruce Banger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dirty Old Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Old Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A lazy left from Old Bastard finds it's target.
Old Bastard misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Banger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Old Bastard thinking.
Banger throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Old Bastard.
Banger looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Banger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Old Bastard fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Old Bastard scores with a shot to the body.
Banger is breathing heavily.
Old Bastard works over Banger's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Bruce Banger has been cut.
Old Bastard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Old Bastard lands a head shot.
Old Bastard closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Banger! Old Bastard dives in looking to finish! Banger is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dirty Old Bastard!
After winning the bout, Dirty Old Bastard thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.