PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Tungsten (ranked 974 p4p, 299 weight class) and Adams Bricks (ranked 27 p4p, 10 weight class). Tungsten comes to the cage accompanied by Cover of The Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Tungsten
vs
Bricks

188 cm
26
220
10 - 6 - 0

225 cm
26
265
8 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

PWNAGE™
Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Terry Tungsten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adams Bricks!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tungsten fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tungsten bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bricks's head backwards.
Tungsten looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tungsten missing with a left hand there. Bricks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tungsten fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tungsten's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bricks under the eye.
Bricks ducks under a wild hook from Tungsten.
Bricks connects with a right hand. Tungsten shakes it off.
Bricks misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tungsten.
Tungsten throws a jab when Bricks was well out of range.

Oooooh!!! Tungsten has knocked Bricks down with a huge combo! Tungsten steps away and waves a wobbly Bricks back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Bricks is rocked!

It looks like Adams Bricks has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tungsten slips under a jab.
Tungsten connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Bricks out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terry Tungsten!
During a confident post fight interview, Terry Tungsten thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.