PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Major Pain (ranked 3686 p4p, 24625 weight class) and Macho Camacho (ranked 455 p4p, 732 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Macho Camacho was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pain
vs
Camacho

187 cm
25
216
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
27
210
7 - 9 - 0

Solid boxing
Experienced

Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Major Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Macho Camacho!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pain fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Camacho, pushing him back against the ropes.
Pain cracks Camacho with a nice body shot.
Camacho tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Camacho managing to block the knees to the body from Pain.
Camacho is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pain is keeping busy.
Camacho taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Pain's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Camacho tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pain is looking to control Camacho's arms but Camacho gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pain has his back to the ropes.
Camacho softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Camacho throws a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pain managing to block the knees to the body from Camacho.
Pain definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Camacho.
Pain is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Camacho looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Camacho tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain working hard to break the clinch.
Camacho throws a punch but it's blocked by Pain.
Camacho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pain is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Camacho tries to land knees in the clinch but Pain avoids the damage to the body.
Camacho makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Camacho lands a hook to the side of the head.
Camacho misses with a punch to the body.
Pain wants to stall.
Pain is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Pain taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Camacho misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pain.
Stalling in the clinch from Camacho.
Camacho keeps control of Pain as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pain throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Pain.
Camacho stalling in the clinch.
Camacho keeps control of Pain as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Camacho wants to stall.
Pain blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Camacho connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pain's face.

It looks like Major Pain has been cut.
Camacho can't find room to land a body shot as Pain controls the action.
Camacho trying to control the position but instead, Pain has worked for underhooks and has pushed Camacho into the ropes.
Camacho lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pain blocks a body shot from Camacho.
Camacho keeps control of Pain as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Camacho lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Camacho misses with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries to circle away but Camacho has him pinned against the ropes.
Camacho lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pain or not.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Camacho comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Camacho works on Pain's body with a couple of short punches.
Camacho swings wildly with an uppercut but Pain uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Camacho.
Knees to the body from Camacho.
Pain is breathing heavily.
Camacho lands a shot to the body.
Camacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Camacho scores a nice knee to the body.
Camacho works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Camacho misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Camacho utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Pain can't find room to land a body shot as Camacho controls the action.
Camacho working aggressively here.
Camacho tries to land knees in the clinch but Pain avoids the damage to the body.
Camacho misses with a punch to the body.
Pain misses with some punches.
Pain has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pain taking a breather.
Camacho lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pain backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Camacho lands a knee to the head.
Camacho working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pain misses with some punches.
A right hand to the body from Camacho.
Camacho landing knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Camacho.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Macho Camacho dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Camacho forces Pain back against the ropes and clinches.
Camacho lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Pain is trying to break the clinch but Camacho is controlling him.
Camacho swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Camacho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Camacho.
Pain blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Camacho working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Camacho tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pain avoids it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Camacho.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Camacho softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from Camacho.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Camacho lands a knee to the head.
Camacho lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short body shot lands from Camacho as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Camacho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camacho softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Camacho tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pain's elbow.
Camacho misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Camacho obliges.
Camacho has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Camacho connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pain's face.
Macho Camacho seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Camacho pressing his opponent against the ropes.
Camacho scores a nice knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Camacho.
Camacho comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Camacho lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Pain is rocked!
Camacho lands a left hand.
Oh Pain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Camacho breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Pain with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Pain looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Pain get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Macho Camacho!