PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Valtteri Badass (ranked 433 p4p, 237 weight class) and Ay Blyad (ranked 61 p4p, 29 weight class). Blyad has chosen luv as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Valtteri Badass has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Valtteri Badass seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Badass
vs
Blyad

176 cm
30
156
17 - 6 - 2

177 cm
31
158
15 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction

Grunge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Valtteri Badass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ay Blyad!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Chris Dean and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Badass moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Badass misses with an uppercut.
Badass stuns Blyad with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Blyad checks a leg kick.
Blyad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Badass fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Blyad ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Blyad scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Blyad scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Badass throws a jab when Blyad was well out of range.
Badass bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Blyad's head backwards.
Blyad just misses with a punch to the body.
Badass feints and then cracks Blyad's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Blyad down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Badass throws a predictable looking body shot
and Blyad connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Badass misses with a low kick.
Blyad throws out a counter right but Badass avoids it with no problem.
Badass throws an overhand right that lands on Blyad's shoulder, as Blyad tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Blyad on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badass throws the left hand but Blyad avoids the punch easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Badass.
A clash of legs there as Blyad blocks the low kick.
Blyad's corner calls for a 1-2. Blyad obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Badass moves away from the strike by Blyad.
Badass steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Blyad.
Badass looks to score with a jab to the body but Blyad is just out of range.
Badass lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Blyad at a distance.
Blyad throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Blyad lands with a right hand.
A low kick lands for Badass.
Blyad tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Badass throws a wild body kick that Blyad sees coming a mile off.
Badass misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Blyad! But no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blyad blocks a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Blyad! But no joy.
Badass scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Badass lands an overhand right.
Badass throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Blyad stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Blyad stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Badass.
Badass jabs at Blyad's body.
Blyad throws a body shot but no joy.
Blyad takes a jab right on the kisser.
Badass listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Badass cracks Blyad with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Badass wants to land a leg kick but Blyad is out of range.
Blyad swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Blyad drops his hands momentarily and Badass takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Blyad on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badass throws a leg kick which misses Blyad's front leg but catches the back leg as Blyad tries to avoid it.
Badass swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Blyad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Badass cracks Blyad with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Badass lands a jab.
Badass motions for Blyad to come forward. Badass throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Badass moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Blyad misses
and Badass counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A big right from Blyad misses.
Blyad missing with a left hand there. Badass was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blyad takes a swing at Badass's ribcage but misses.
Badass throws a leg kick that is checked
and Blyad counters with a nice uppercut.
Blyad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Badass.
It looks like Badass has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Badass fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Badass throws a leg kick that is checked
and Blyad counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Badass tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blyad was well out of range. Poor timing from Badass.
Badass is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Badass cracks Blyad with a right hand to the side of the head.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Blyad has cracked Badass with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Blyad lands another huge swinging hook and Badass tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Badass, before Blyad can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ay Blyad!
Our winner, Ay Blyad, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.