PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Konstantin The Russian Giant (ranked 5384 p4p, 4631 weight class) and Dougie Mcilraith Mcilraith (ranked 155 p4p, 0 weight class). The Russian Giant comes to the cage accompanied by Soda Popinski Theme. Mcilraith Mcilraith has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Russian Giant
vs
Mcilraith Mcilraith

225 cm
25
300
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Konstantin The Russian Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dougie Mcilraith Mcilraith!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcilraith Mcilraith with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Russian Giant counters with a three punch combo that has Mcilraith Mcilraith backing up. Mcilraith Mcilraith nods at The Russian Giant to acknowledge the strikes.
Mcilraith Mcilraith lands with a shot to the body.

The Russian Giant forces Mcilraith Mcilraith back against the cage and clinches.
Mcilraith Mcilraith tries to work over The Russian Giant's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mcilraith Mcilraith just leaning against The Russian Giant, taking a breather.
Mcilraith Mcilraith creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Russian Giant's defenses.

It looks like Konstantin The Russian Giant has been cut.

The Russian Giant turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
This has been an exciting period of action!

The Russian Giant in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Mcilraith Mcilraith is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Konstantin The Russian Giant!
Post fight, Konstantin The Russian Giant stared into the camera and said 'HAHAHA, YES FOR MOTHER RUSSIA'.
Dougie Mcilraith Mcilraith spoke after the fight, saying 'Zues is next on the hit list '.