PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Mongous (ranked 4750 p4p, 4711 weight class) and Dragutin Bjelica (ranked 159 p4p, 157 weight class). Mongous comes into the arena with EAT IT -by Wierd Al Yankovic blaring out of the sound system. Bjelica has chosen Mick Gordon - The Only Thing They Fear Is You as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Mongous
vs
Bjelica

202 cm
25
300
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
25
294
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Battle Hecs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hugh Mongous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dragutin Bjelica!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bjelica clinches up with Mongous and pushes him back against the cage.
Bjelica blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mongous.
Bjelica throws a punch but it's blocked by Mongous.
Bjelica taking a breather.
Mongous lands an elbow that stopped Bjelica in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Dragutin Bjelica has been cut.
Bjelica has a couple of punches blocked by Mongous.
Bjelica doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bjelica tries a body shot but Mongous blocks it.
Mongous lands a right hand.
Bjelica struggles to land a body shot inside as Mongous controls his hands.
Bjelica tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mongous's elbow.
A short left from Bjelica.

It looks like Hugh Mongous has been cut.
Bjelica goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mongous misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mongous throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bjelica lands with a left to the head.
Mongous blocks an uppercut.
Mongous takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mongous tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bjelica is pushing Mongous up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bjelica swings wildly with an uppercut but Mongous uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mongous.
Bjelica looks winded!
Mongous avoiding damage.
Mongous misses with an elbow over the top.
Bjelica misses with a punch to the body.
Mongous throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bjelica fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bjelica avoids a wild elbow strike from Mongous.
Mongous with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bjelica misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bjelica goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bjelica blocks an elbow strike.
Bjelica tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mongous blocks an uppercut.
Bjelica swings wildly with an uppercut but Mongous uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mongous with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bjelica throws a punch but it's blocked by Mongous.
Mongous goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bjelica tries to work over Mongous's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bjelica tries a body shot but Mongous blocks it.
Bjelica lands an uppercut.
Mongous misses with an elbow over the top.
Mongous lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bjelica lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mongous backwards.
Bjelica works on Mongous's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Bjelica.
Mongous swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mongous working aggressively here.
Bjelica misses with a punch on the inside.
Mongous blocks a body shot from Bjelica.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bjelica.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bjelica.
Bjelica lands with a left to the head.
Bjelica working aggressively here.
Bjelica dodges an elbow strike from Mongous.
Bjelica is struggling to control the position.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bjelica.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bjelica lands a right hand.
Bjelica lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mongous backwards.
Bjelica throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Bjelica.
Bjelica cracks Mongous with a nice body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bjelica.
Bjelica lands an uppercut.

Hugh Mongous's cut is getting worse.
Bjelica stalling.
Nice body punch from Bjelica - that landed with a thud.
Bjelica digs a right hand underneath Mongous's ribcage. Mongous let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bjelica struggles to land a body shot inside as Mongous controls his hands.
Bjelica swings wildly with an uppercut but Mongous uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bjelica taking a breather.
Bjelica throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mongouss head.
Bjelica throws a punch but it's blocked by Mongous.
Bjelica tries to work over Mongous's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bjelica scores with a shot to the side of Mongous's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bjelica working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bjelica lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Bjelica to work.
Mongous could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Bjelica misses with a punch on the inside.
Bjelica swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bjelica swings wildly with an uppercut but Mongous uses good head movement to avoid it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Bjelica.

Hugh Mongous's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bjelica looking to slow down the pace here.
Bjelica's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Bjelica blocks an uppercut.
Bjelica misses with a punch on the inside.
Bjelica goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bjelica trying to control the position but instead, Mongous has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bjelica into the cage.
Bjelica lands a shoulder strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dragutin Bjelica dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Bjelica moves into range and clinches up with Mongous.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Mongous as Bjelica tries to tie him up.
Mongous lands a damaging elbow.
Bjelica has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bjelica presses Mongous against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bjelica displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mongous up against the cage.
Bjelica misses with some punches.
Bjelica lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bjelica cracks Mongous with a nice body shot.
Bjelica throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mongouss head.
Bjelica lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bjelica lands with a left to the head.

Bjelica drops Mongous onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Mongous is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Mongous is rocked!

Jeez, Hugh Mongous's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Dragutin Bjelica seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bjelica has Mongous pushed against the cage.
Oh Mongous is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Bjelica drops Mongous onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Mongous is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Hugh Mongous's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dragutin Bjelica!
A victorious Dragutin Bjelica thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.