PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dastardly (ranked 2618 p4p, 6175 weight class) and Night Zono (ranked 81 p4p, 193 weight class). Dastardly 's entrance music is DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera . A fine choice. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dastardly
vs
Zono

201 cm
26
298
2 - 3 - 0

225 cm
26
300
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Night Zono!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dastardly lands a head shot.
Zono looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Zono misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
It looked like Dastardly wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dastardly missing with a left hand there. Zono was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dastardly .

It looks like Night Zono has been cut.
Zono moves to clinch but Dastardly breaks away
and Dastardly counters with a big right hand! Oh Zono is in trouble here! Dastardly follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.