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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laughing Panda (ranked 1542 p4p, 1118 weight class) and Terry Tungsten (ranked 39 p4p, 23 weight class). Tungsten has chosen Cover of The Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook as his entrance music. Laughing Panda is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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5 - 5 - 0 |
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7 - 3 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laughing Panda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Terry Tungsten!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Francis DeMontford.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tungsten lands a jab to Panda's midsection.
Panda takes one on the button.
Tungsten drops Panda with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Panda looks back up at him and smiles so Tungsten waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Panda is rocked!
Tungsten fakes the body blow, causing Panda to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Panda goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terry Tungsten!
A relieved looking Terry Tungsten thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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