PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 1521 p4p, 1356 weight class) and Rounin Hashima (ranked 92 p4p, 82 weight class). Biden comes into the arena with Side to Side blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Biden
vs
Hashima

168 cm
25
141
9 - 4 - 0

170 cm
24
135
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Rounin Hashima!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Biden is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Hashima does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hashima.
Biden connects with a jab.
Biden takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hashima scores with a hook to the body. Biden takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A swing and a miss from Biden.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Hashima is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Hashima has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hashima misses with a two punch combination.
Hashima uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
A lazy left from Hashima finds it's target.
Hashima lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hashima avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hashima is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Biden catches Hashima with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hashima connects with a looping right hand.
Biden lands a jab to the nose.

Hashima is rocked!
Hashima slips a jab and a cross from Biden.
Hashima is still on wobbly legs! Can Biden finish him?

Biden moves into the clinch successfully.
A short right from Biden on the inside.
A short right from Biden on the inside.
Hashima blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Our sources have told us that Biden has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Biden lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hashima misses with a punch on the inside.
Biden lands a body punch in the clinch.
Biden misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biden scores with a hook to the body.
Biden maintains plum control as Hashima tries to back straight out! Biden connects with one knee! Two knees! Three, four, five, six...seven unasnwered knees! Hashima blocks the eight but eats the ninth - then collapses! Oh the brutality!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knees). Joe Biden!
During a confident post fight interview, Joe Biden thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.