PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anand Padagavakar (ranked 2941 p4p, 3009 weight class) and Dick Dastardly (ranked 102 p4p, 104 weight class). Dastardly has chosen DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera as his entrance music. Dick Dastardly will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Padagavakar
vs
Dastardly

186 cm
25
300
0 - 0 - 0

201 cm
25
298
1 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Big Chief Nutrition & Laundry Services (70%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anand Padagavakar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Eddie Farnsworth and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dastardly misses with a right hand
and Padagavakar counters with a nice body shot.
Padagavakar throws a right hand that misses
and Padagavakar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dastardly listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Padagavakar throws a shot from downtown. Dastardly moves away and avoids it.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dastardly connects with a right hand. Padagavakar shakes it off.
Dastardly connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Padagavakar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dastardly .
Padagavakar loses concentration momentarily and Dastardly pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Padagavakar crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Dastardly finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.