PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 312 p4p, 122 weight class) and Alborz Mumu (ranked 47 p4p, 24 weight class). Wanker comes to the cage accompanied by Running Free. Alborz Mumu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Wanker
vs
Mumu

225 cm
28
282
20 - 4 - 0

210 cm
29
260
19 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
Urban Fighter

Voodoo Nutrition
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alborz Mumu!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mumu looks to land a left hand but Wanker moved out of range nicely.
Mumu tries a head kick but it misses.
Mumu has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Wanker throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wanker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wanker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mumu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wanker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mumu raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Mumu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mumu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice shot by Mumu.
Wanker keeps the fight on the outside.
Mumu fakes the leg kick and cracks Wanker in the body.
We've been hearing reports that Wanker has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mumu is looking to clinch.
Mumu throws a jab when Wanker was well out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker moves out of range as Mumu strikes.
Wanker throws a sloppy body shot
and Mumu counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker with a jab.
Wanker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wanker moves out of range as Mumu strikes.
Wanker cracks Mumu with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mumu throws a wild body kick that Wanker sees coming a mile off.
Wanker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mumu misses with an uppercut.
Wanker throws a good cross that connects.
Wanker takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Mumu rushes Wanker and presses him up against the cage.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Mumu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mumu missing with knees to the body.
Mumu lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Mumu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wanker.
Wanker lands a right hand.
Mumu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Wanker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wanker misses with a body punch.
Mumu blocks a body shot from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu blocking some punches.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu has a couple of punches blocked by Wanker.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mumu.
Wanker lands a left hand.
Mumu holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Wanker.
Mumu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wanker misses with a body punch.
Mumu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mumu blocks a body shot from Wanker.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumu lands a nice uppercut.
Wanker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Wanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Wanker prevents a body shot from Mumu.
Wanker pushes Mumu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mumu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Mumu taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wanker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wanker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mumu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wanker tries a body shot but Mumu blocks it.
Wanker misses with some punches.
Wanker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wanker tries to pull guard but Mumu holds him up against the cage and eventually Wanker drops back down to his feet.
Mumu misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mumu misses with some punches.
Mumu misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mumu creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wanker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mumu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mumu throws a punch but it's blocked by Wanker.
A left hand lands to the body for Wanker.
A right hook to the body lands for Wanker.
Mumu looks winded!
Wanker lands a left hand.
Mumu blocking some punches.

Wanker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wanker misses with a head kick.
Wanker lands a slapping body shot.
Mumu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Mumu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker lands the left hand.
Wanker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Alborz Mumu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A decent looking cross lands there for Wanker.
Wanker is looking to land body kicks.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker scores with a nice body kick.
Mumu misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a leg kick.
Wanker scores with a leg kick.

Wanker closes the distance and clinches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mumu.
Mumu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mumu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wanker fails to pull guard.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but Wanker avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.
Mumu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mumu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mumu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mumu tries to work over Wanker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wanker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wanker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wanker takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wanker throws a head kick but Mumu moves out of range.
Mumu lands a nice shot that snaps Wanker's head back.
Wanker moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Wanker. That snapped Mumu's head back.
Wanker tests Mumu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mumu misses with an uppercut. Wanker saw that one coming.
Wanker is looking for a counter combo.
Wanker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mumu.
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mumu catches Wanker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wanker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mumu tries to close the distance and clinch but Wanker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mumu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mumu has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wanker.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Wanker avoids the head kick by Mumu.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Mumu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker throws a hook to the side of Mumu's head but Mumu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mumu.
A slow jab from Mumu misses its intended target.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wanker lands with a good body shot.

Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!

Wanker is rocked!
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Oh Wanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wanker throws a head kick but Mumu moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Mumu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wanker seems to have got his legs back now.
Mumu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wanker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wanker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mumu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mumu circles away quickly and effectively.
Wanker just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mumu. Wanker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wanker lands a head kick. Mumu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wanker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wanker wants to clinch up but Mumu keeps it at a distance.
A jab from Wanker misses.
A head kick from Wanker lands but Mumu takes it in his stride.
Wanker works the jab nicely.
Mumu misses the shot to the body.
Wanker throwing a counter right hand but Mumu manages to avoid it.

Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wanker closes the distance looking to clinch

and Mumu counters with a nice right hand that sends Wanker toppling to the canvas! Wanker scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Mumu finish him?!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mumu misses with a looping right.
Wanker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mumu.
Mumu thinks about the counter body kick.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses.
Wanker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wanker lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mumu swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a straight right hand.
Mumu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wanker shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mumu eats them both and turns towards Wanker to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wanker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mumu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mumu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
As Mumu backs away, Wanker returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Alborz Mumu will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Massive Wanker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Wanker throws a shot to the body.
Mumu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wanker.
Mumu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wanker throws a head kick that misses
and Mumu counters with a nice body kick.
Mumu throws a half hearted mid kick.

Mumu lands a left and a right that send Wanker crashing to the mat, dazed. Mumu thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Wanker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wanker throws a quick counter kick to the body but Mumu avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mumu throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mumu lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wanker takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Mumu misses with a straight right.
Wanker scores with a head kick. Mumu tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker staying out of range there.
Wanker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mumu was well out of range. Poor timing from Wanker.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mumu - that will leave a mark!
A solid body kick from Mumu.
Mumu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wanker.

Mumu clinches with his opponent.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mumu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wanker will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Mumu pushes Wanker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mumu lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mumu lands a nice shot to the body.
Mumu lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mumu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mumu has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as Wanker controls his hands.
Wanker is trying to break the clinch but Mumu is controlling him.
Massive Wanker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mumu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wanker lands with a left to the head.
Mumu blocks an uppercut.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mumu lands with a right to the head.
A short left from Mumu.
A body shot lands from Mumu.
A head punch on the inside from Wanker fails to land.
Mumu throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mumu lands with a light punch inside.
Mumu lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
Mumu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wanker backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Mumu.
Nice body punch from Mumu.
Mumu presses Wanker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Alborz Mumu seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mumu lands a body shot.
Mumu can't find room to land a body shot as Wanker controls the action.
Mumu lands with a right to the head.
Mumu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mumu lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mumu dips a shoulder and cracks Wanker with a mighty uppercut! Wanker falls back against the cage and Mumu unloads with a barrage of strikes! Wanker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mumu screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alborz Mumu!
Our winner, Alborz Mumu, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.