PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaco The Rastafarian Priest (ranked 1509 p4p, 1500 weight class) and Bobby Saturn (ranked 59 p4p, 58 weight class). Bobby Saturn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Rastafarian Priest
vs
Saturn

192 cm
20
275
6 - 1 - 0

198 cm
26
285
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Nutritional Shaved Ice
Brooklyn Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jaco The Rastafarian Priest!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bobby Saturn!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Alyssa Summers and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Rastafarian Priest misses the jab.
Horrible takedown attempt by The Rastafarian Priest or perhaps it was just good defense by Saturn, which made it look bad.
The Rastafarian Priest scores with a nice strike.
The Rastafarian Priest shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Saturn pinned against the cage. Saturn gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Saturn misses.
The Rastafarian Priest throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Saturn to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Rastafarian Priest throws a hook to the side of Saturn's head but Saturn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Saturn swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Saturn pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Saturn loads up on a big right hand but The Rastafarian Priest slips the punch.
Saturn misses with a looping right.
The Rastafarian Priest fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Saturn looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Saturn moves out of range as The Rastafarian Priest strikes.
Bobby Saturn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Saturn looks to score with a jab to the body but The Rastafarian Priest is just out of range.
The Rastafarian Priest scores with a crisp jab that stopped Saturn in his tracks.
Saturn has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Saturn moves out of range as The Rastafarian Priest strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Rastafarian Priest rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Saturn counters with a straight right hand.
The Rastafarian Priest dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Saturn walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Rastafarian Priest lands a right hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saturn throws a jab but it's blocked by The Rastafarian Priest.
Saturn throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Rastafarian Priest counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Saturn misses with a hook
and The Rastafarian Priest counters with a straight right hand.
The Rastafarian Priest lands with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from The Rastafarian Priest misses its intended target.
Saturn on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Rastafarian Priest throws a jab but it's blocked by Saturn.
Saturn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Rastafarian Priest.
Despite the aggression on Saturn's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The Rastafarian Priest looks to land a right hand but Saturn moved out of range.
Saturn misses with a left hand
and The Rastafarian Priest cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Rastafarian Priest ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Saturn moves away.
The Rastafarian Priest keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Saturn cracks a nice hook into The Rastafarian Priest's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Rastafarian Priest cracks Saturn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The Rastafarian Priest misses with a body shot
and Saturn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Rastafarian Priest connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Rastafarian Priest scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Saturn throws a body punch but The Rastafarian Priest moves out of range.
The Rastafarian Priest fails with a takedown attempt.
Saturn looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaco The Rastafarian Priest. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Saturn scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Rastafarian Priest doesn't seem bothered though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jaco The Rastafarian Priest dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Saturn swings widly with a right hand
and Saturn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

The Rastafarian Priest lands a left and a right that send Saturn crashing to the mat, dazed. The Rastafarian Priest thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Bobby Saturn has been cut.
The Rastafarian Priest is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Saturn can do to turn this around?
Saturn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Saturn ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Rastafarian Priest moves away.
It looked like The Rastafarian Priest was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The Rastafarian Priest throws a body shot but no joy.
As The Rastafarian Priest backs off Saturn throws a huge counter combo but The Rastafarian Priest manages to avoid it all.
The Rastafarian Priest is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Saturn.
Saturn throws out a counter right but The Rastafarian Priest avoids it with no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Rastafarian Priest throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Saturn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Saturn misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Rastafarian Priest.
Saturn misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting The Rastafarian Priest counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saturn misses with a shot to the body
and The Rastafarian Priest counters with a stiff right hand.
Saturn swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It looks like The Rastafarian Priest has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Saturn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Rastafarian Priest counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Saturn thinking.
The Rastafarian Priest missing with a left hand there. Saturn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Rastafarian Priest scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Rastafarian Priest takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Rastafarian Priest is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Saturn.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Rastafarian Priest darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Rastafarian Priest lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Saturn out cold! Saturn is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jaco The Rastafarian Priest!
Jaco The Rastafarian Priest retains his super heavyweight title!
Jaco The Rastafarian Priest decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.