PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 1228 p4p, 2535 weight class) and Markos Hadjilis (ranked 186 p4p, 353 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bitch Tits
vs
Hadjilis

190 cm
21
185
5 - 2 - 0

183 cm
21
185
4 - 2 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Markos Hadjilis!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hadjilis.
Bitch Tits loads up on a big right hand but Hadjilis slips the punch.
Hadjilis only half commits to the counter leg kick.

Hadjilis closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Hadjilis looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Hadjilis trying to control from half guard but Bitch Tits is working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Hadjilis is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hadjilis is thwarting Bitch Tits's attempts to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits is refusing to be controlled, as Hadjilis sits in half guard.

Hadjilis is looking for a kimura here.
Hadjilis seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Bitch Tits on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bitch Tits tries to get out of the position.
Hadjilis is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Bitch Tits!

Hadjilis looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Bitch Tits's coaches at Mystic Gym of the Outworld have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Hadjilis trying to control but Bitch Tits is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hadjilis is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Bitch Tits has managed to escape the submission attempt.

Hadjilis is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Bitch Tits is surviving well by controlling Hadjilis's body position as best he can.

Hadjilis looking for a guillotine from mount but Bitch Tits is having none of it.
Hadjilis wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hadjilis tries to control but Bitch Tits wriggling away.

Hadjilis jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Bitch Tits manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Hadjilis is trying to get an arm triangle but Bitch Tits is defending well.
Bitch Tits struggling a bit here.

Hadjilis is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Bitch Tits knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Hadjilis thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hadjilis has hold of Bitch Tits's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Bitch Tits tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Hadjilis cranks the arm and Bitch Tits screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Bitch Tits, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Markos Hadjilis!
After the fight, Markos Hadjilis was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.