PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 497 p4p, 661 weight class) and Imperial Washington (ranked 67 p4p, 89 weight class). Wanker comes to the cage accompanied by Running Free. Imperial Washington has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Massive Wanker's chin.

Wanker
vs
Washington

225 cm
27
289
18 - 3 - 0

200 cm
25
260
9 - 4 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Urban Fighter
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imperial Washington!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Mauricio Rocha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker lands a nice hook to Washington's body. Washington takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Washington ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker misses with an uppercut. Washington saw that one coming.
Washington uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wanker.
Washington is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wanker throws a hook to the side of Washington's head but Washington sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Washington bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Washington dodges the punch combination from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good leg kick by Wanker.
Wanker scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Washington! But no joy.
A head kick from Wanker lands but Washington takes it in his stride.
Washington takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wanker swings for the body but Washington moves out of range.
Wanker backing away here, and Washington unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wanker has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Washington finds it's way round the side to connect with Wanker's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Wanker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Washington.
Wanker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Washington takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washington scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Washington cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Washington has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Wanker is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Washington just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Wanker has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Imperial Washington!
An out of breath Imperial Washington thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.