PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Johnny Drama (ranked 14461 p4p, 2516 weight class) and Hector Gray (ranked 149 p4p, 83 weight class). Drama's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Vicious White Kids No Lip. Hector Gray is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Drama
vs
Gray

188 cm
46
240
32 - 33 - 0

194 cm
22
275
3 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hector Gray!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gray fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Gray. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gray.
Drama takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A left lands for Gray.
Drama rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Drama takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Drama throws a low kick, looking for Gray's leg but Gray calmly moves out of range.
Drama slips a jab from Gray.
Gray with a jab.
Gray throws an overhand right that lands on Drama's shoulder, as Drama tries to avoid the shot.
Decent striking displayed by Gray there.
Gray throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Drama missing with a left hand there. Gray was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gray throws a jab but it's blocked by Drama.
Gray lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A jab from Gray does it's job there.
Jab, jab by Gray - just one landing.
Gray connects with a good right hand that stumbles Drama. Drama circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Gray slips under a jab.
A big right from Gray misses.
The fighters circling - Drama throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Drama.

It looks like Hector Gray has been cut.
Gray lands a nice looking body shot.
Gray digs a good body shot into Drama's ribs.
Drama misses with a body shot.
Hector Gray seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drama misses with an uppercut
enabling Gray to counter with a crisp jab.
Gray dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gray stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Drama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Drama on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jab from Gray.
Gray is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Drama had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gray dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Gray.
Drama is breathing heavily.
Gray fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Gray ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Drama throws a right and a left that both miss.
Drama takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Gray catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Drama stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Drama walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!
Gray stuns Drama with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gray wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drama closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Drama is rocked!
Drama blocks a jab.
Gray dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gray with a hook.
Oh Drama is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gray lands a body shot.
Drama seems to have got his legs back now.
Drama takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Drama ducks into a a hook from Gray and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
Drama drops his guard momentarily, allowing Gray to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Drama! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Gray takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Hector Gray!
Hector Gray decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.