PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tit Titty (ranked 3650 p4p, 3121 weight class) and Uncle Abner (ranked 421 p4p, 373 weight class). Tit Titty looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Titty
vs
Abner

195 cm
30
265
11 - 6 - 0

197 cm
20
265
3 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tit Titty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abner throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Titty.

It looks like Tit Titty has been cut.
Titty lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Titty moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Titty connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Abner lands a right hook to the body.
Abner throws a nice outside leg kick.

Abner lands a big head kick that sends Titty tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Titty back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titty scores with a crisp jab that stopped Abner in his tracks.
Titty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from Abner misses its intended target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Abner, as that shot connected.

Titty is rocked!
Abner moves in close and cracks Titty with a massive right hand! Titty, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Abner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.