PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Addition BySubtraction (ranked 1356 p4p, 3422 weight class) and Tzu Chu (ranked 141 p4p, 325 weight class). BySubtraction's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lay My Claim. Addition BySubtraction has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

BySubtraction
vs
Chu

169 cm
31
145
18 - 6 - 0

155 cm
37
135
10 - 12 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Addition BySubtraction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tzu Chu!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by BySubtraction. That's going to slow Chu down.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Chu moves into the clinch.
Chu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
BySubtraction scores with an uppercut up the middle.
BySubtraction misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chu.
Chu lands a right hand that snaps the head of BySubtraction backwards.
Chu lands with a left to the head.
BySubtraction lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chu backwards.
Chu has a couple of punches blocked by BySubtraction.
Chu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chu throws a head punch that misses.
BySubtraction putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Chu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Chu working aggressively here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
BySubtraction misses with a body punch.
BySubtraction lands with a light punch inside.
BySubtraction tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chu prevents a body shot from BySubtraction.
Chu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
BySubtraction misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for BySubtraction.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chu.
BySubtraction tries a knee to the head but Chu blocks it.
Chu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
BySubtraction lands a shoulder strike.
BySubtraction utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BySubtraction lands with a right to the head.
BySubtraction tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chu.
BySubtraction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Chu misses with a punch on the inside.
BySubtraction lands a right hand.
Chu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
BySubtraction scores with a nice hook to the head.
BySubtraction misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chu.
Chu misses with some punches.
Chu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from BySubtraction.
Chu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. BySubtraction obliges.
BySubtraction blocking some punches.
BySubtraction swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from BySubtraction as the two fighters clinch.
Chu has a couple of punches blocked by BySubtraction.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
BySubtraction throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chu throws a head punch that misses.
Chu misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BySubtraction throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Chus head.
A right hook to the body lands for BySubtraction.
Chu has a couple of punches blocked by BySubtraction.
Still in the clinch, Chu scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chu blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BySubtraction lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chu backwards.
Chu misses with some punches.
BySubtraction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Tzu Chu has been cut.
Chu misses with some punches.
Our sources have told us that BySubtraction has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
BySubtraction scores with an uppercut up the middle.
BySubtraction lands a good knee to the midsection. Chu won't want to take too many of those.
Chu looks winded!
BySubtraction lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from BySubtraction.
Chu lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chu working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by BySubtraction.
BySubtraction blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chu swings wildly with an uppercut but BySubtraction uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chu throws a punch but it's blocked by BySubtraction.
Chu misses with a short punch on the inside.
BySubtraction pushes Chu back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from BySubtraction.
BySubtraction works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
BySubtraction lands with a short shot to the head.
Chu scores with a shot to the side of BySubtraction's head.
BySubtraction lands a nice uppercut.
Chu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
BySubtraction doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Chu fails to land.
Chu misses with a punch on the inside.
BySubtraction connects with a knee to the head.
BySubtraction blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chu swings wildly with an uppercut but BySubtraction uses good head movement to avoid it.
BySubtraction blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
BySubtraction tries a knee to the head but Chu blocks it.
BySubtraction blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice right hand lands inside from BySubtraction.
Chu misses with a short punch on the inside.
BySubtraction connects with a nasty looking knee right to Chu's face.

Chu is rocked!
Chu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chu is still on wobbly legs! Can BySubtraction finish him?
A nice right hand lands inside from BySubtraction.
BySubtraction is controlling Chu's neck. BySubtraction unleashes a big knee up the middle! And another! Chu goes down! Can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6... he's not going to make it! 9,10. It's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Addition BySubtraction!
Addition BySubtraction spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.