PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yasha Big Mouth (ranked 251 p4p, 877 weight class) and Joe Biden (ranked 24 p4p, 95 weight class). Biden has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Big Mouth
vs
Biden

169 cm
23
144
10 - 3 - 0

168 cm
23
156
8 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yasha Big Mouth!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big Mouth on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice jab there from Biden.
Big Mouth has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Undisputed in the buildup to the fight.
Big Mouth misses the shot to the body.
Big Mouth slips under a jab.
Biden looks to land a right hand but Big Mouth moved out of range.
Biden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Big Mouth tries to land a front kick but Biden steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Biden looks to land a right hand but Big Mouth moved out of range.
Big Mouth looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Big Mouth connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Big Mouth has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Biden lunges at Big Mouth with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Big Mouth's hand.
Good exchange - Big Mouth coming out on top.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biden misses with a series of wild punches.
Biden has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Biden rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Big Mouth counter with a right hand.
Biden lands with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Mouth looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Biden lands a nice looking body shot.
Big Mouth pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Big Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Big Mouth lands a front kick.
Biden throws a right hand that misses
letting Big Mouth counter with a right hand.
Joe Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Big Mouth avoids the body shot from Biden.
Big Mouth throws a quick counter kick to the body but Biden avoids it.
Biden scores with a nice head shot.
Biden throws out a loose jab but Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden throws a series of punches but Big Mouth avoids them all with ease.
A big right from Big Mouth misses.
Biden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden moves away from the strike by Big Mouth.
Biden looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Big Mouth.
Biden lands a jab to the nose.
Biden throws an off balance right hand
and Big Mouth counters with a nice uppercut.
Biden punishes Big Mouth's body with a nice straight punch.
Biden cracks Big Mouth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Big Mouth works the jab nicely.
Biden scores with a body shot.
Big Mouth takes a swing at Biden's ribcage but misses.
Biden misses with a series of wild punches.
Biden scores with a body shot.
Biden works Big Mouth's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth throws a jab but it's blocked by Biden.
Biden staying out of range there.
Biden now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Biden scores with a body shot.
Biden bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Big Mouth's head backwards.
Biden lands a nice hook to Big Mouth's body. Big Mouth takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice body punch from Biden.
Big Mouth avoids the body shot from Biden.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Big Mouth manages to avoid it.
Biden lands with a right hand.
Biden takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Biden throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Big Mouth on the side of the head.
Biden moves out of range as Big Mouth strikes.
Big Mouth connects with a right hand. Biden shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Big Mouth goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Big Mouth misses.
Biden looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Big Mouth misses with an uppercut
letting Biden counter with a right hand.
Big Mouth looks to land a body kick but Biden moved away.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Big Mouth was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Big Mouth moves out of range as Biden strikes.
Big Mouth throws a body punch but Biden moves out of range.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Big Mouth uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
Biden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Big Mouth throws out the jab.
A big right from Big Mouth misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden misses with a wild body shot.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
Big Mouth is looking to counter punch.
Biden slips a jab from Big Mouth.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Biden's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Big Mouth throws a series of punches but Biden avoids them all with ease.
Biden takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Big Mouth on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Biden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Big Mouth throws a left and a right that both miss
and Biden counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Big Mouth slips a jab from Biden.
Big Mouth slips under a jab.
Big Mouth looks to land a left hand but Biden moved out of range nicely.
As Big Mouth backs off Biden throws a huge counter combo but Big Mouth manages to avoid it all.
Big Mouth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Big Mouth throws a jab when Biden was well out of range.
A little jabbing left from Biden on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Biden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Biden connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Big Mouth takes one to the chin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Big Mouth connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That has opened up Joe Biden's cut even more.
Biden scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Biden, as that shot connected.
Biden has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Biden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Big Mouth momentarily.
Big Mouth on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Big Mouth takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Biden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Big Mouth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Big Mouth - that will leave a mark!
Big Mouth goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Biden works Big Mouth's body with a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Big Mouth takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Big Mouth throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden lands a body shot.
Biden cracks Big Mouth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Biden scores with a decent looking hook.
Joe Biden seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A shot to the liver by Biden. Beautiful body shot.
Biden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a body punch but Biden moves out of range.
Biden fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Biden throws the left hand but Big Mouth avoids the punch easily.
Big Mouth throwing a counter right hand but Biden manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Biden misses with a shot to the body
and Big Mouth connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Biden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Big Mouth lands with a nice combination. Biden backs away looking to recover.
Big Mouth takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Biden lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Big Mouth drops Biden with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Biden looks back up at him and smiles so Big Mouth waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Biden is rocked!
Big Mouth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Biden is still on wobbly legs! Can Big Mouth finish him?
Nice shot lands for Biden.
Biden lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Big Mouth at a distance.
Biden swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Big Mouth.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biden throws an overhand right that lands on Big Mouth's shoulder, as Big Mouth tries to avoid the shot.
Big Mouth thuds his right hand into Biden's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

The cut above Joe Biden's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Biden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Biden misses with a jab to the body
and Big Mouth scores with a counter punch that sends Biden to the canvas! Big Mouth smells blood - he's punishing Biden with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Biden has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yasha Big Mouth!
Yasha Big Mouth is the new featherweight champion!
Yasha Big Mouth decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.