PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucccup Trump (ranked 3622 p4p, 3324 weight class) and Thomas Muller (ranked 110 p4p, 105 weight class). Thomas Muller will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Trump
vs
Muller

219 cm
25
300
2 - 0 - 0

176 cm
27
300
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
KO power

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fucccup Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Thomas Muller!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Ben Watson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muller gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Muller fails in his attempt to clinch.
Trump throws a counter high kick but Muller was just alert enough to avoid it.
Muller misses with a few strikes there.
Muller fails to land with a series of punches.
Muller closes this distance looking for a takedown but Trump circles away.
Muller shoots in looking for a takedown. Trump tries to sprawl out of it but Muller keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Trump manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Muller misses with a straight left.
Muller lands a lovely overhand right.
Muller dodges the punch combination from Trump.
Muller throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Trump throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Trump gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Muller takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Thomas Muller has been cut.
A left hand lands to the body for Trump.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trump lands a good knee to the midsection. Muller won't want to take too many of those.
Muller looks winded!
Trump lands a good knee to the midsection. Muller won't want to take too many of those.
A short right from Trump on the inside.
Trump with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muller takes a knee to the side of the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Trump creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Trump lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Trump has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Trump lands a hook that snaps the head of Muller backwards.
Muller should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Trump lands a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Trump obliges.
Trump unloads a knee to the mid-section. Muller lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Trump working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Trump lands a good knee to the midsection. Muller won't want to take too many of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Good body shot from Trump.
Trump scores with a shot to the side of Muller's head.
Muller takes a knee to the side of the body.
Trump working Muller over with knees to the body.
Trump with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Trump lands a shoulder strike.
Trump digs a right hand underneath Muller's ribcage. Muller let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Trump obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.
Trump lands a knee to the body.
Trump scores a nice knee to the body.
Trump lands a body punch.
Trump working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trump lands a nice knee to the body.
Muller takes a knee to the side of the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Trump.
Trump unloads a knee to the mid-section. Muller lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Trump working Muller over with knees to the body.
Muller takes a shot to the head.
Trump is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Trump unloads a knee to the mid-section. Muller lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Trump landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Trump.
Trump lands a good knee to the midsection. Muller won't want to take too many of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump lands a shoulder strike.

Trump drops Muller with a big knee straight up the middle! Muller is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Muller is rocked!

That has opened up Thomas Muller's cut even more.
Trump throws a nice inside leg kick.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Muller has eaten all the pies!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Trump. Muller shrugs it off though.
Trump misses with a head kick.
Fucccup Trump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muller chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Trump can pounce on him.
Trump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muller connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Trump's hands.
Crunch! Trump slams his shin into Muller's torso.
Trump scores with a leg kick.
A nice leg kick from Trump, right into the meat of the thigh.
Muller fails in his attempt to clinch.

Trump lands a left and a right that send Muller crashing to the mat, dazed. Trump thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Trump with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Trump finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Trump scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Trump lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thomas Muller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump throws a nice outside leg kick.
Muller looks to land a combination but Trump avoids it well.
Muller takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
An inside leg kick lands from Trump.
Muller throws a looping overhand right but Trump ducks down to avoid it.
Trump with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Trump slips under a jab.
Muller's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice leg kick from Trump, right into the meat of the thigh.
A low kick lands for Trump.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muller scores with a jab to the head.
Trump takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Muller misses with a few strikes there.
Muller scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Fucccup Trump dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thomas Muller's cut.
That's time! Trump's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

An inside leg kick lands from Trump.
Trump turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Muller misses with a series of wild punches.
Trump feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Muller tries to score a power double leg takedown but Trump sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Muller somewhat.
Muller misses with a hook. Trump ducked under it nicely.
Trump dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Muller. That did some damage!
Fucccup Trump is winning the standup battle so far.
Muller tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Trump paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Trump.
Crunch! Trump slams his shin into Muller's torso.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Trump sends Muller crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Trump is motioning to the referee to let Muller up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice inside leg kick there by Trump. That's going to slow Muller down.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Muller takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Muller is breathing heavily.
Trump scores with a kick to the midsection.
Trump is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Muller can do to turn this around?

Trump drives through and clinches with Muller against the cage.
Nice body punch from Trump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Trump lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.

Trump drops Muller with a big knee straight up the middle! Muller is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Muller is still on wobbly legs! Can Trump finish him?
Trump fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Muller square on the jaw! Damn, Muller is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fucccup Trump!