PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Venom Killer Jr (ranked 2889 p4p, 2678 weight class) and Cheif Bitch Tits (ranked 418 p4p, 394 weight class). Cheif Bitch Tits will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Killer Jr
vs
Bitch Tits

183 cm
19
193
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
185
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Venom Killer Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cheif Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch Tits throws a low kick, looking for Killer Jr's leg but Killer Jr calmly moves out of range.
Killer Jr tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch Tits breaks away and moves out of range.
Bitch Tits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Killer Jr tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bitch Tits manages to circle out of the way.

Killer Jr forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Killer Jr wants a takedown.
Killer Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Killer Jr drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Killer Jr is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Venom Killer Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.

Killer Jr moves into the clinch.

Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick that misses.
Killer Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch Tits connects with a good right hand that stumbles Killer Jr. Killer Jr circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch Tits avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch Tits misses with a low kick.
Bitch Tits lands with a straight right. Killer Jr didn't see that one coming.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice body punch from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits jabs at Killer Jr's body.
Bitch Tits has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch Tits fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Killer Jr on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch Tits motions for Killer Jr to come forward. Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Killer Jr wants to clinch up but Bitch Tits keeps it at a distance.
Killer Jr checks a leg kick nicely.
Killer Jr is looking to clinch but Bitch Tits is avoiding it.
A punch lands to the side of Killer Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Killer Jr takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Killer Jr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitch Tits pivots, looking for a leg kick but Killer Jr is out of range and Bitch Tits settles back down.
Killer Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Bitch Tits swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bitch Tits steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Killer Jr.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Bitch Tits pivots, looking for a leg kick but Killer Jr is out of range and Bitch Tits settles back down.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick

and Killer Jr counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Killer Jr.
Bitch Tits is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bitch Tits misses with the head strike.

Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitch Tits fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Killer Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bitch Tits throws a solid leg kick but Killer Jr takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but Killer Jr checks it.
Bitch Tits scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jab from Bitch Tits.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits is having none of it.
Killer Jr checks the leg kick nicely there.
Killer Jr is looking to counter the offense by Bitch Tits and move into the clinch.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice body punch.
Killer Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bitch Tits has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Killer Jr moves into range and clinches up with Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits stops a takedown attempt from Killer Jr.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Killer Jr.
Killer Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bitch Tits gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Bitch Tits tries to throw a body punch but Killer Jr avoids it by throwing Bitch Tits back against the cage.
Bitch Tits throws a punch but it's blocked by Killer Jr.
Killer Jr is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits is defending well.
Killer Jr goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bitch Tits prevents it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bitch Tits gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Bitch Tits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch Tits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Good exchange - Bitch Tits coming out on top.
Killer Jr needs to keep his hands up - Bitch Tits had a free shot at his head there.
Bitch Tits attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Killer Jr forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Killer Jr has Bitch Tits pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bitch Tits manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bitch Tits lands with a light punch inside.

Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.
Bitch Tits works Killer Jr's body with a nice hook.
Bitch Tits keeps the fight on the outside.
Bitch Tits digs a good body shot into Killer Jr's ribs.
Bitch Tits is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Killer Jr had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.

Killer Jr clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch Tits scores with a shoulder strike.
Bitch Tits prevents a takedown attempt there.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bitch Tits lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch Tits lands a left hand that snaps the head of Killer Jr backwards.

Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bitch Tits scores with a body shot.

Killer Jr closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Killer Jr has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bitch Tits is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bitch Tits prevents a takedown attempt there.
Killer Jr is breathing heavily.

Bitch Tits breaks the clinch.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bitch Tits scores with the left hand. Killer Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
Bitch Tits misses with a body kick.
Bitch Tits connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bitch Tits cracks Killer Jr with an open hand slap.
Bitch Tits scores with a hook to the body. Killer Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Killer Jr blocks a leg kick.
Bitch Tits connects with a right hand. Killer Jr shakes it off.
Bitch Tits lands a nice shot that snaps Killer Jr's head back.

Killer Jr is rocked!
Bitch Tits lands a brutal head kick. Killer Jr looks out on his feet and Bitch Tits throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Cheif Bitch Tits!