PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 2239 p4p, 3972 weight class) and Gage Bennett (ranked 319 p4p, 528 weight class). Bigtitties kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS. Meluv Bigtitties has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bigtitties
vs
Bennett

194 cm
21
205
3 - 2 - 0

189 cm
21
219
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

PWNAGE
FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gage Bennett!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bigtitties instigates a clinch.
Bigtitties tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bennett smiles and moves away.
Bigtitties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bennett can pounce on him.
Bigtitties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bennett.
Bennett has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bigtitties tries to close the distance and clinch but Bennett swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bennett waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bigtitties.
Bennett misses with a low kick.

Bigtitties gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Bennett breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bennett throws a lazy right hand but Bigtitties sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bennett catches Bigtitties with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bigtitties tries to clinch there but Bennett circles away.
Bennett feints a counter leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bigtitties swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Bigtitties checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bigtitties appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bennett throws a quick inside leg kick.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bigtitties or perhaps it was just good defense by Bennett, which made it look bad.
Bennett was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bennett tries to work over Bigtitties's front leg with a kick but Bigtitties checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bennett misses with a hook.
Bennett throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bigtitties stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bennett fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bigtitties or perhaps it was just good defense by Bennett, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Meluv Bigtitties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bigtitties takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Bigtitties fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bennett, pushing him back against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Bennett.
Bennett working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bigtitties as Bennett tries to tie him up.
Bennett misses with a body punch.

Bigtitties pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bennett avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bigtitties checks a leg kick.
Bigtitties looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bigtitties fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bennett looks to throw the jab but Bigtitties is out of range.
Bennett lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bennett with a nice calf kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bigtitties closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bennett circles away.
Bigtitties will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bennett throws a shot from downtown. Bigtitties moves away and avoids it.
Bennett looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bigtitties goes for a double leg but Bennett avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bennett continues to drive forward.
Bennett goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bigtitties is trying to pull guard but Bennett has him pressed against the cage.
Bennett tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bigtitties is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bigtitties stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bigtitties can't find room to land a body shot as Bennett controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bennett misses with the head strike.
Bennett lands with a light punch inside.
Bigtitties is looking to take this one to the mat.

Bennett breaks from the clinch.
Bennett misses with a low kick.
Bennett looks to land a right hand but Bigtitties moved out of range.
Bennett's corner calls for a 1-2. Bennett obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bigtitties tries to clinch there but Bennett circles away.
A jab lands there for Bennett.
Bennett misses the jab.
Bigtitties shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bennett pinned against the cage. Bennett gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bennett throws a jab but it's blocked by Bigtitties.
Bennett throws out a loose jab but Bigtitties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bigtitties looks for a takedown but Bennett sprawls well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bennett.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bennett.
Bennett throws a low kick but Bigtitties avoids it.
As Bennett tries to get set, Bigtitties tries to push him back and clinch up but Bennett manages to avoid the attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bennett, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bigtitties wants to clinch up but Bennett keeps it at a distance.
A big left from Bennett misses.
Bigtitties shoots in for a double leg but Bennett sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bigtitties ducks under a wild hook from Bennett.
Bigtitties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bennett.
Gage Bennett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bigtitties throws a head kick that misses.
It seemed like Bennett was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bigtitties looks for a takedown but Bennett sprawls well.
Nice cross by Bennett.
Bennett throws a looping overhand right but Bigtitties ducks down to avoid it.
Bigtitties ducks under a wild hook from Bennett.
Bennett connects with a leg kick.
Bennett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bigtitties was well out of range. Poor timing from Bennett.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gage Bennett dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bennett misses with an uppercut.
Bennett throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bennett with a jab.
Bennett scores with the left hand. Bigtitties knows he should have avoided that one.

Bigtitties forces Bennett back against the cage and clinches.
Bennett keeps control of Bigtitties as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bigtitties fails to pull guard.
Bigtitties misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bennett.
Bennett misses with a body punch.

Bigtitties jumps into guard, dragging Bennett to the mat.
Bigtitties is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bennett wants to control from the top but Bigtitties keeps moving.
Bennett is stalling in the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bennett forces his way into half guard.
Bennett has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bigtitties is holding on to half guard well.
Bennett prevents Bigtitties from standing back up.
Bigtitties is trying to maintain the position but Bennett is very close to passing his half guard.
Bigtitties is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Bennett is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bigtitties takes one to the chin there.
Bennett moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bigtitties on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bennett throws a jab when Bigtitties was well out of range.
Bigtitties checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bigtitties shoots in but Bennett avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bennett let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bigtitties avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bennett listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good leg kick by Bennett.
Bennett misses with a hook to the body
and Bigtitties counters with a three punch combo that has Bennett backing up. Bennett nods at Bigtitties to acknowledge the strikes.

Bigtitties moves into the clinch.
Bigtitties tries to pull guard but Bennett holds him up against the cage and eventually Bigtitties drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Meluv Bigtitties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bennett stalls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bigtitties breaks from the clinch.
Gage Bennett seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bigtitties moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bennett misses with a low kick.
Bennett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bennett ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bennett throws a body shot but no joy.
Bennett throws an overhand right that lands on Bigtitties's shoulder, as Bigtitties tries to avoid the shot.
Bennett misses with a straight right.
Bigtitties misses with a leg kick.
Bennett misses with a hook.
Bigtitties takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bennett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gage Bennett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bennett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bigtitties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bennett leaves Bigtitties with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bennett connects with a single shot there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bennett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bigtitties was well out of range. Poor timing from Bennett.
Bennett swats away the attempt to clinch by Bigtitties.
Bigtitties dives in for a single leg takedown but Bennett sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bigtitties tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bennett smiles and moves away.
Meluv Bigtitties is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bigtitties shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bennett as he jumps to the side.
Nice defenses there by Bigtitties.
As Bennett tries to get set, Bigtitties tries to push him back and clinch up but Bennett manages to avoid the attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bennett throws out a loose jab but Bigtitties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bigtitties shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bigtitties takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bennett thumps Bigtitties with a low kick.
Bigtitties tries to clinch up but Bennett circles away and keeps his distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gage Bennett showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Bigtitties dives in and grabs Bennett's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bennett pushes down on Bigtitties's head and hops out.
Bennett lands with a straight right. Bigtitties didn't see that one coming.

Bigtitties closes the distance and clinches.
Bigtitties wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bennett throws a head punch that misses.

Bennett escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bennett lands an overhand right.
Bigtitties is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bennett waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bigtitties.
Bigtitties misses with a double jab.
A big right from Bennett misses.
Bigtitties fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bennett avoids it really well and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Bennett misses its intended target.
Bigtitties takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bigtitties shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Meluv Bigtitties. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed right hand from Bennett misses the target.
Bennett stuns Bigtitties with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bennett digs a good hook to Bigtitties's body.
A low kick lands for Bennett.
Bigtitties fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bigtitties tries to move into range but Bennett moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bennett throws a hook but Bigtitties avoids it easily.
Bigtitties ducks right into an uppercut from Bennett.
Bigtitties shoots in but no luck this time.
Bennett tries to score with a low kick but Bigtitties moves his leg out of the way.
Bennett's corner calls for a 1-2. Bennett obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bennett lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bigtitties moves away from the strike by Bennett.
Bigtitties on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bigtitties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bennett thuds a left hand into Bigtitties's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bigtitties slips under a jab.
Bigtitties drops down looking for a counter takedown but Bennett sprawls and moves away.
Bigtitties staying out of range there.
Meluv Bigtitties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gage Bennett is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties shoots in but Bennett avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bigtitties slips under a jab.
Bigtitties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bennett can pounce on him.
Bennett scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bigtitties in his tracks.
Bigtitties shoots in for a takedown but Bennett shows good takedown defense.
Bennett uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bigtitties has time to react.
Bigtitties is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bigtitties uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bennett.
Nice uppercut lands for Bennett. That snapped Bigtitties's head back.
Bennett will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bennett thumps Bigtitties with a low kick.
Bigtitties takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bigtitties walks into a straight right hand from Bennett.
Bigtitties shoots in but no luck this time.
Bigtitties's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bennett connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bigtitties scrambles back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bigtitties or perhaps it was just good defense by Bennett, which made it look bad.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bennett lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bennett jabs Bigtitties right on the nose. Bigtitties blinks but takes it well.
Good leg kick by Bennett.
Bennett clobbers Bigtitties with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bennett clobbers Bigtitties with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bennett thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bennett pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bennett changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bigtitties moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bigtitties doesn't manage to clinch there - Bennett circles away.
Bigtitties tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bennett sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bigtitties somewhat.
Bennett throws out a counter right but Bigtitties avoids it with no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Bennett misses its intended target.
Bigtitties has a takedown stuffed.
Bennett lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bennett scores with a leg kick.
Bigtitties looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A left lands for Bennett.
Bigtitties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bennett lands a nice hook to Bigtitties's body. Bigtitties takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bennett. That's going to slow Bigtitties down.
Bigtitties shoots in for a takedown but Bennett shows good takedown defense.
Bigtitties fails to land the takedown.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bennett! But no joy.
Bennett moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bennett lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bigtitties's sensitive parts.
Bennett scoring well with a low kick there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gage Bennett comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bennett winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 26:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gage Bennett!
Gage Bennett decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.