PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ispa Murska (ranked 2836 p4p, 3158 weight class) and Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 383 p4p, 426 weight class). Bigtitties has chosen JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Murska
vs
Bigtitties

188 cm
19
223
3 - 2 - 0

194 cm
20
205
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Ispa Murska!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Bigtitties. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bigtitties.

Bigtitties cracks Murska with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Murska looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bigtitties finish him?

Murska is rocked!
Bigtitties misses with a straight left.
Murska appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Bigtitties misses the target.
Bigtitties misses with a wild body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bigtitties. Murska does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bigtitties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bigtitties misses with a right hand
and Murska counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bigtitties throws a nice looking combination but Murska bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A decent looking cross lands there for Murska.
Bigtitties lands a glancing blow to the side of Murska's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bigtitties swings for the body but Murska moves out of range.
A slow jab from Murska misses its intended target.
Murska throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It seemed like Bigtitties was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bigtitties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Murska seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bigtitties moves away from the strike by Murska.
Bigtitties swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Murska connects with a looping right hand.
Murska slips a straight right by Bigtitties.
Bigtitties lands with a nice body punch.
Bigtitties misses with a lunging right hand
and Murska counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Murska steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bigtitties.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murska misses with an uppercut. Bigtitties saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bigtitties! But no joy.
Bigtitties connects with a single shot there.
Murska avoids the body shot from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murska displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bigtitties throws out the jab.
Murska misses with a wild body shot.
Murska steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bigtitties.
A little feinted left hand from Murska on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jab, jab by Bigtitties - just one landing.
Bigtitties looks to land a right hand but Murska moved out of range.
Murska throwing a counter right hand but Bigtitties manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties looks to score with a jab to the body but Murska is just out of range.
Murska was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bigtitties throws a hook to the side of Murska's head but Murska sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bigtitties misses the jab.
Murska bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Murska was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

Bigtitties cracks Murska with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Murska looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bigtitties finish him?
Oh Murska is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murska slips a jab from Bigtitties.
Murska seems to have got his legs back now.
Bigtitties loads up on a big right hand but Murska slips the punch.
Bigtitties misses with a straight right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bigtitties misses with an uppercut. Murska saw that one coming.
Murska swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties lands with an overhand left.
Bigtitties walks into a jab.
Bigtitties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Murska avoids the body shot from Bigtitties.
Murska lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bigtitties lands a jab.
Murska displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bigtitties throws out the jab.
Murska lands a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Bigtitties misses the target.
Murska was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Meluv Bigtitties dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bigtitties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Murska throws a hook to the side of Bigtitties's head but Bigtitties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bigtitties misses with a straight right.
Bigtitties throws a jab but it's blocked by Murska.
Bigtitties lands with an uppercut that bounces Murska off the cage and back into range.
Meluv Bigtitties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bigtitties scores with a nice strike.
Murska connects with the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bigtitties tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murska was well out of range. Poor timing from Bigtitties.
Bigtitties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Murska misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bigtitties swings away with a body shot that misses
and Murska counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Bigtitties cracks Murska with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bigtitties has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Murska to stand back up!
Murska switches off momentarily and Bigtitties cracks him with a monster right hand! Murska topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Bigtitties dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Bigtitties!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Meluv Bigtitties!
Meluv Bigtitties thanked the fans post fight for their support.