PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phineas Turner (ranked 3378 p4p, 5337 weight class) and Jimmy Shimmy (ranked 431 p4p, 579 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Phineas Turner has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Phineas Turner seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Turner
vs
Shimmy

190 cm
25
200
2 - 1 - 0

193 cm
25
206
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Phineas Turner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Shimmy!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shimmy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

It looks like Jimmy Shimmy has been cut.
Shimmy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Shimmy shoots in and drives through. Turner sprawls well.
Shimmy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Turner throws an overhand right that drops Shimmy like a sack of potatoes! Turner dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phineas Turner!
A victorious Phineas Turner thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.