PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Somebody (ranked 3341 p4p, 3027 weight class) and Martin Alexander (ranked 431 p4p, 396 weight class). Somebody comes to the cage accompanied by America, Fuck Yeah!. Alexander comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kurt Kobain kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Somebody
vs
Alexander

191 cm
22
186
4 - 4 - 0

186 cm
30
185
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG - FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Somebody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Martin Alexander!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Somebody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Alexander! But no joy.
We've been hearing reports that Somebody has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Somebody looks for the body kick but Alexander saw that one coming.
Somebody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Somebody avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Somebody misses with an uppercut. Alexander saw that one coming.
Alexander takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Johnny Somebody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alexander thows a left - swing and a miss!
Somebody tried to counter with a leg kick but Alexander avoided it.
Somebody fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Alexander throws a looping overhand right but Somebody ducks down to avoid it.
Somebody looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Alexander connects with a jab.
Somebody looks to score with a jab to the body but Alexander is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alexander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Somebody.
Some bone on bone action there as Alexander checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Somebody throws a body punch but Alexander moves out of range.
Somebody slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alexander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Somebody was well out of range. Poor timing from Alexander.
Somebody defending well as Alexander loads up on a big left hand.
Somebody connects with a crisp jab.
Alexander avoids a kick to the body.
Alexander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Somebody throws out the jab.
Somebody bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Somebody throws a low kick but Alexander avoids it.
Somebody jabs Alexander to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Somebody throws a body shot but no joy.
Somebody fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Somebody scores with a sloppy right hand. Alexander should have avoided that one.
A low kick from Somebody misses
and Alexander counters with a nice body shot.
Alexander lands a nice hook to Somebody's body. Somebody takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Somebody throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Somebody misses with a wild body shot.
Somebody connects with a looping right hand.
Somebody swings away with a body shot that misses
and Alexander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Somebody misses with a straight left.
Somebody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alexander was well out of range. Poor timing from Somebody.
Alexander let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Alexander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Somebody throws a leg kick
and Alexander counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Somebody walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Alexander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Alexander lands a right hook to the body.
A left and a right from Alexander both land. Nice combination.

Somebody is rocked!
Alexander drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Somebody right on the button. Somebody goes down! Alexander follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Alexander gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Martin Alexander!
A very excited looking Martin Alexander made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.