PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 1807 p4p, 4139 weight class) and Dean Winchester (ranked 259 p4p, 526 weight class). Rectal Thermometer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Thermometer
vs
Winchester

185 cm
21
194
4 - 1 - 0

183 cm
21
193
3 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dean Winchester!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Winchester throws a sloppy body shot
and Thermometer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Dean Winchester has been cut.
Thermometer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Winchester throws a hook to the side of Thermometer's head but Thermometer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No luck for Winchester with that takedown attempt.
Thermometer slips a straight right by Winchester.

Thermometer lands a big uppercut and Winchester crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Winchester looks OK. Thermometer waves Winchester back to his feet!

Winchester is rocked!
Thermometer fakes the body blow, causing Winchester to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Winchester goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rectal Thermometer!
In his post fight interview, Rectal Thermometer started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.