PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Undertaker (ranked 4897 p4p, 4962 weight class) and Chimmy Chortle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Undertaker
vs
Chortle

185 cm
20
215
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
170
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jackson Undertaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chimmy Chortle!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Undertaker changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Chortle looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Undertaker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Chortle really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Undertaker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chortle tries to improve position but can't.

Undertaker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Undertaker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Chortle has escaped the position, nice work there.

Undertaker tries for a kimura but Chortle is defending well.

Undertaker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Chortle, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chortle can't do much from the bottom here.
Chortle takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Undertaker in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

Undertaker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Undertaker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Chortle has escaped the position, nice work there.

Undertaker goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Chortle rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Undertaker's guard! Nice work there by Chortle!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Undertaker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Undertaker throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Undertaker looking for a sweep. Not yet Undertaker, not yet.
Undertaker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Undertaker is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Chortle frees his head nicely. Oh but Undertaker has switched to an armbar! Chortle is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Jackson Undertaker!