PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 6739 p4p, 4468 weight class) and Clover Cloudhaze (ranked 629 p4p, 520 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Trump
vs
Cloudhaze

191 cm
18
217
2 - 2 - 0

194 cm
18
215
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clover Cloudhaze!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Ron Honeybunn and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cloudhaze throws a right hand that misses
and Trump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Trump is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cloudhaze.
Cloudhaze takes a swing at Trump's ribcage but misses.
Trump keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cloudhaze fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trump manages to avoid it.
Trump thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cloudhaze misses with a shot to the body
letting Trump counter with a right hand.
Cloudhaze misses with a body shot
and Trump makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cloudhaze connects with a body shot that sends Trump's belly button to the back.
Cloudhaze swings away with a body shot that misses
and Trump counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Donk. Cloudhaze catches Trump right on the button with a cross.
Cloudhaze lands with an overhand left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump throws a hook to the side of Cloudhaze's head but Cloudhaze sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cloudhaze throws a left and a right that both miss
and Trump counters with a stiff right hand.
Cloudhaze moves out of range as Trump strikes.
Decent striking displayed by Cloudhaze there.
Cloudhaze keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Trump takes a swing at Cloudhaze's ribcage but misses.
And Cloudhaze tries to counter it with a takedown but Trump pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloudhaze works Trump's body with a nice hook.
A punch lands to the side of Trump 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Trump doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cloudhaze throws a big shot that misses.
Trump has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Trump there as he acknowledges the shot.
Trump displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cloudhaze throws out the jab.
Trump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cloudhaze moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Trump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cloudhaze lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Trump at a distance.
A jab from Cloudhaze misses.
Cloudhaze throws a lazy uppercut
and Trump counters with a stiff right hand.
Cloudhaze throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Trump counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cloudhaze just misses with a punch to the body.
Cloudhaze throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trump went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Cloudhaze fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cloudhaze scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Cloudhaze lands an impressive looking overhand right. Trump doesn't seem phased though.
Trump throws a right and a left that Cloudhaze avoids nicely.
Cloudhaze tries to counter by closing the distance.
Cloudhaze cracks Trump with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Trump seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cloudhaze. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cloudhaze keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Cloudhaze tests Trump's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trump lands a body shot.
Cloudhaze misses with an uppercut
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Trump on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cloudhaze keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
No joy there for Trump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cloudhaze rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Trump cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cloudhaze misses with a body shot.
Cloudhaze lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Trump cracks Cloudhaze with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cloudhaze connects with a body shot that sends Trump's belly button to the back.
Trump is breathing heavily.
Cloudhaze ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cloudhaze fails to land with a series of punches.
It looked like Trump was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Cloudhaze.
Cloudhaze cracks Trump with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Trump is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Trump misses the shot to the body.
Trump lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cloudhaze scores with a jab. Trump acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Trump lands with a nice combination. Cloudhaze backs away looking to recover.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cloudhaze feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Trumps jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cloudhaze lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cloudhaze scores with a crisp jab that stopped Trump in his tracks.
Cloudhaze jabs Trump to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Trump misses with a few strikes there.
Nice uppercut there from Cloudhaze.

Trump is rocked!
Cloudhaze lands a jab.
Oh Trump is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloudhaze connects with a crisp jab.
Trump seems to have got his legs back now.
Cloudhaze bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Cloudhaze cracks Trump with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cloudhaze has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Trump to stand back up!
Trump displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Trump keeps the fight on the outside.
Good shot there by Cloudhaze.
Cloudhaze throws a shot to the body.
Cloudhaze misses the shot to the body.
Trump walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Trump connects with a body shot that sends Cloudhaze's belly button to the back.
Trump gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Cloudhaze cracks Trump with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cloudhaze has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Trump to stand back up!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Clover Cloudhaze dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cloudhaze lands a brutal uppercut that launches Trump off his feet! Trump tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clover Cloudhaze!
A victorious Clover Cloudhaze thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.