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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glass Joe (ranked 1091 p4p, 2343 weight class) and Augusto Pinochet (ranked 32 p4p, 99 weight class). Joe comes to the cage accompanied by La Marseillaise. Pinochet comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'M AN ASS MAN YEEEAH ! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Glass Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Augusto Pinochet!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Ron Honeybunn.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinochet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Joe circles away quickly and effectively.
Pinochet has his takedown stuffed
and Joe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Joe cracks a nice hook into Pinochet's ribs.
Joe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Augusto Pinochet has been cut.
Joe swings for the body but Pinochet moves out of range.
Joe comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Joe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pinochet in his tracks.
Pinochet gets a double leg takedown into Joe's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joe is pulling down on Pinochet's head. It's preventing any offense from Pinochet, at least for the moment.
Joe looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pinochet is one step ahead there.
Pinochet trying to control but Joe is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pinochet is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pinochet is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Pinochet trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pinochet trying to control but Joe is working from the bottom.
Pinochet preventing the sweep.
Joe keeping moving, preventing Pinochet from controlling successfully.
Joe working a defensive guard here.
Pinochet trying to control but Joe is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Joe takes a swing at Pinochet's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Pinochet slips under a jab from Joe.
It seemed like Pinochet was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Augusto Pinochet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pinochet tries to clinch there but Joe circles away.
Pinochet changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Joe tries to avoid it but Pinochet manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Joe to the ground. Joe escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Joe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Joe lands with a cross.
Joe is looking to wear down Pinochet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pinochet shoots and misses
and Joe counters with a right hand to the body.
Glass Joe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Augusto Pinochet.
Joe paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Joe keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Joe just misses with a punch to the body.
Joe misses the shot to the body.
Pinochet walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Joe. Pinochet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pinochet shoots in for a takedown but Joe shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Joe is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Joe fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pinochet on the side of the head.
Joe lands with a shot to the body.
Pinochet dives in for a single leg takedown but Joe sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Joe is looking to counter punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pinochet has his takedown stuffed
and Joe makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pinochet looks winded!
Pinochet throws a head kick that misses
and Pinochet takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pinochet needs to keep his hands up - Joe had a free shot at his head there.
Joe throws a body punch but Pinochet moves out of range.
Joe misses with a body shot.
Pinochet gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Joe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pinochet doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Joe counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pinochet thinking.
Pinochet on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Joe lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joe connects with a body shot that sends Pinochet's belly button to the back.
Pinochet is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Joe connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joe stuns Pinochet with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Glass Joe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pinochet moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A jab lands there for Joe.
Joe moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pinochet takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Joe fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Joe connects with the punch.
That has opened up Augusto Pinochet's cut even more.
Pinochet dives in for a single leg takedown but Joe sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Joe with a nice cross.
Joe thuds a left hand into Pinochet's body.
Pinochet on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Joe scores with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pinochet has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pinochet there as he acknowledges the shot.
Joe lands with an uppercut that bounces Pinochet off the cage and back into range.
Pinochet is rocked!
The cut above Augusto Pinochet's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Pinochet with a lazy takedown attempt
and Joe counters with a stiff right hand.
Pinochet is still on wobbly legs! Can Joe finish him?
Pinochet takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Glass Joe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Augusto Pinochet's cut.
That's time! Joe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Pinochet takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pinochet seems to have recovered his senses.
Joe lands a nice looking body shot.
Joe thuds a left hand into Pinochet's body.
Pinochet's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Joe connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pinochet scrambles back to his feet.
Joe scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Joe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pinochet takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Glass Joe is winning the standup battle so far.
Joe throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pinochet gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jab, jab by Joe - just one landing.
Pinochet avoids the body shot from Joe.
Joe misses with a body shot.
Joe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pinochet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pinochet shoots in but Joe avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pinochet gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Joe counter with a right hand.
Pinochet is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe lands a nice hook to Pinochet's body. Pinochet takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jab by Joe.
Nice takedown defense from Joe. No joy for Pinochet on that attempt.
Glass Joe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Augusto Pinochet.
Joe moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pinochet doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Joe counters with a left to the body.
Joe digs a good hook to Pinochet's body.
Joe connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pinochet momentarily.
Joe fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Joe lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Augusto Pinochet's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Joe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joe works the jab nicely.
Pinochet is rocked!
Joe connects with a nice cross there... Pinochet is looking wobbly and Joe recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Pinochet to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Joe jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Glass Joe!
Glass Joe bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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hype
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pop
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