PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 2003 p4p, 5085 weight class) and Gantulga Battur (ranked 254 p4p, 569 weight class). Battur is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Wolf Totem. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Thermometer
vs
Battur

185 cm
20
194
3 - 1 - 0

183 cm
25
185
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gantulga Battur!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thermometer tests Battur's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Gantulga Battur has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Thermometer misses the target.
Battur pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thermometer lands a nice shot to the body.
Battur misses with a series of wild punches.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Thermometer needs to keep his hands up - Battur had a free shot at his head there.

Thermometer lands a big uppercut and Battur crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Battur looks OK. Thermometer waves Battur back to his feet!

Battur is rocked!
We've been told by Thermometer's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Battur throws a poor cross that misses
and Thermometer rattles Battur with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Battur tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Thermometer dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Battur stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Rectal Thermometer!
After winning the bout, Rectal Thermometer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.