PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giggle Valentine (ranked 6350 p4p, 6792 weight class) and Till Lindemann (ranked 245 p4p, 208 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Valentine
vs
Lindemann

167 cm
19
140
0 - 1 - 0

184 cm
21
275
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Giggle Valentine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Till Lindemann!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lindemann swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Valentine counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lindemann shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Valentine counters with a nice uppercut.
Lindemann throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Valentine counter with a right hand.
Valentine connects with a nice looking jab.
Valentine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lindemann stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lindemann shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Valentine defends it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lindemann fails with the takedown
and Lindemann takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Giggle Valentine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Till Lindemann.
Lindemann takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lindemann looks winded!
Valentine blocks a jab.
Lindemann should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lindemann tries for a takedown but Valentine circles away easily
and Valentine counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lindemann thinking.
Valentine fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lindemann throws a hook to the side of Valentine's head but Valentine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Valentine with a jab.
Till Lindemann seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters circling a little - Valentine finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Valentine scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Valentine feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Lindemann sprawling to the canvas! Lindemann rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Valentine finish him?!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Valentine steps in with a hook that catches Lindemann right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Valentine follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Lindemann looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Giggle Valentine!