PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Little Bitch (ranked 2770 p4p, 2307 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 363 p4p, 306 weight class). Bateman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. King of New York, Fun luvin Criminals kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bitch
vs
Bateman

189 cm
21
181
5 - 9 - 0

183 cm
23
176
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined

Hot Spunk
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Little Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bitch looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bateman!

Bitch is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bateman is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Bitch thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Bitch is trying to get an arm triangle but Bateman is defending well.
Bateman gets back to half guard.

Bitch is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Bateman as he works his way to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bateman is trying to keep Bitch in close.
Bitch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bateman is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Bateman looking for a guillotine here but Bitch defends easily.
Bitch trying to control but Bateman is working from the bottom.
Bitch postures up.
Bitch wants to pass the guard but Bateman is keeping the position.
Bateman looking for a sweep. Not yet Bateman, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Bitch is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Bateman is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Bateman has escaped and now he's on top!

Bateman with a nice head shot there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bitch is on top in guard.

Bitch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Bitch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Bateman looking to control.
Bateman manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bitch manages to get himself to full guard.

Bitch has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bateman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bateman connects with a couple of short punches.

Bitch looking for a guillotine here but Bateman defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch looking for a sweep. Not yet Bitch, not yet.
Bateman lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bitch keeping moving, preventing Bateman from controlling successfully.
Bateman slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Bateman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bitch keeps working.
Bitch takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Bitch is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bateman has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Bateman working the head and body with strikes.

Bitch is rocked!
Bateman in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Bitch looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Bateman turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.