PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yormomza Built (ranked 106 p4p, 29 weight class) and Harald Gormsson (ranked 22 p4p, 5 weight class). Built comes to the cage accompanied by Back That Azz Up. Gormsson has chosen Saor - Children of the Mist as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Built
vs
Gormsson

193 cm
31
206
20 - 8 - 1

186 cm
36
213
30 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Shadow Warrior Nutrition
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

PWNAGE
Core Combat

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yormomza Built!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harald Gormsson!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Ren Mimura and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gormsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Built moves away.
Gormsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick misses from Gormsson.
Built blocks the body kick.
Harald Gormsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Built throws a predictable looking body shot
and Gormsson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Yormomza Built has been cut.
Built has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hare of the Dog Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Gormsson misses with a hook
and Built counters with an inside leg kick.
Built tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Gormsson counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good leg kick by Built.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Built pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Built misses with a lunging right hand
and Gormsson counters with a nice leg kick.
Built dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gormsson. That did some damage!
Gormsson tries a head kick but it misses.
Built throws a leg kick that misses.
Built with the inside leg kick.
Gormsson takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Harald Gormsson has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Built.
Gormsson scores with a jab to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson misses with a body shot.
Built throws a lazy right hand but Gormsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gormsson tries a head kick but it misses.
Built looks to score with a jab to the body but Gormsson is just out of range.
Gormsson throws out a counter right but Built avoids it with no problem.
Gormsson misses with a hook.
A counter left hand to the body from Built misses its target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Built takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gormsson scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Yormomza Built's cut is getting worse.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gormsson.
Built misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Gormsson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Built in his tracks.
Gormsson throws a right hand that misses
and Built counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gormsson. Built does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gormsson throws a series of punches but Built moves out of range.
Gormsson fails to land with a series of punches.
Gormsson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gormsson slips a straight right by Built.
Gormsson throws a looping overhand right but Built ducks down to avoid it.
Built scores with a hook to the body. Gormsson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Built throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gormsson swings widly with a right hand
and Built counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gormsson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Yormomza Built's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Gormsson throws a head kick that misses.
Built is looking to counter punch.
Gormsson throws a body punch but Built moves out of range.
Built was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Built is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gormsson.
Gormsson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gormsson loads up on a big right hand but Built slips the punch.
Built digs a good body shot into Gormsson's ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Harald Gormsson will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gormsson.
Gormsson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from Gormsson misses its intended target.
Built looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gormsson. Built does a little dance to reset his feet.
Built moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Gormsson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Built sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Built fires out a quick counter leg kick but Gormsson just manages to avoid it.
Built is looking to wear down Gormsson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Built takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Built clinches.
Gormsson working aggressively here.
Built goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gormsson lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gormsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gormsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Still in the clinch, Built scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gormsson lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Built.
Gormsson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Gormsson digs a right hand underneath Built's ribcage. Built let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gormsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Jeez, Yormomza Built's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Gormsson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Built swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gormsson lands a shot to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Gormsson.
Built blocks an uppercut.
Gormsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Built's elbow.
A short right from Gormsson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gormsson lands a right hand.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Yormomza Built's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Harald Gormsson!
A relieved looking Harald Gormsson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Yormomza Built spoke after the fight, saying 'You mighta won, but Yormomza whore! So there.'.