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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 325 p4p, 974 weight class) and Patrick Murphy (ranked 52 p4p, 118 weight class). Bitch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Havana. On his way into the cage it seems that Santas Bitch has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Santas Bitch seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Murphy!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murphy throws an off balance right hand
and Bitch counters with a right hand to the body.
Murphy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bitch lands a big right hand that sends Murphy crashing to the mat! Bitch stays standing though and waves Murphy back to his feet!
Murphy is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murphy shoots in for a takedown but Bitch shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bitch loads up on a big right hand but Murphy slips the punch.
Bitch pounces like a tiger and cracks Murphy with a vicious hook! Murphy is down but not out! Bitch follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Santas Bitch!
Santas Bitch retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Santas Bitch thanked 🚫 PROHIBITED 🚫 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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