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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keenan Eternity (ranked 1212 p4p, 1172 weight class) and Horgen Stein (ranked 139 p4p, 137 weight class). Eternity comes to the cage accompanied by Cuntry Boner. On his way into the cage it seems that Keenan Eternity has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Keenan Eternity seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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5 - 3 - 0 |
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192 cm
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9 - 5 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Keenan Eternity!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Horgen Stein!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, David Schapiro and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eternity throws a hook but Stein avoids it easily.
Eternity gets tackled into the cage by Stein. Stein maintains the clinch.
Stein tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Stein connects with a knee to the head.
Eternity breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stein is looking to clinch.
Stein catches Eternity with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like Keenan Eternity has been cut.
Stein slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stein misses with the combination.
Eternity was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Horgen Stein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eternity lands with a straight right. Stein didn't see that one coming.
A head kick misses from Eternity.
Eternity moves out of range of the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stein throws an off balance right hand
and Eternity counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Eternity lands with a nice body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eternity throws a head kick but Stein moves out of range.
Stein misses the shot to the body.
Stein moves into range and clinches up with Eternity.
Eternity misses with a punch to the body.
Stein tries to land a knee to the head but Eternity blocks with his arms.
Stein tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Eternity lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stein backwards.
Stein tries a knee to the head but Eternity blocks it.
Eternity lands a left hand.
Eternity is trying to break the clinch but Stein is controlling him.
A shot in the inside from Eternity.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Eternity lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Eternity.
Stein looks winded!
Stein misses with a knee to the head.
Eternity lands a hook that snaps the head of Stein backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Eternity's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stein looks up at the clock. Bad move! Eternity lands a right hand from hell, dropping Stein. Eternity pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keenan Eternity!
Post fight, Keenan Eternity stared into the camera and said 'Mmmmm tastes like pussy'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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