PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cerberus Dionisy (ranked 236 p4p, 559 weight class) and Roland Weudke (ranked 37 p4p, 83 weight class). Dionisy comes into the arena with Voodoo blaring out of the sound system. On his way into the cage it seems that Cerberus Dionisy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Cerberus Dionisy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Dionisy
vs
Weudke

188 cm
25
213
7 - 1 - 0

180 cm
28
216
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Core Combat

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Cerberus Dionisy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roland Weudke!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dionisy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Weudke sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Weudke avoids the body shot from Dionisy.
A nice side step and Weudke releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dionisy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Weudke misses the shot to the body.
Dionisy is looking to counter punch.
Weudke misses with a left hand
and Dionisy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dionisy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Dr Hatsumi's Clinic in the buildup to the fight.
A leg kick checked by Dionisy.
Weudke misses with an uppercut.
Dionisy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weudke throws a jab but it's blocked by Dionisy.
Dionisy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dionisy throws a shot to the body.
Dionisy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weudke has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dionisy.
Dionisy lands a jab to Weudke's midsection.
Dionisy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Roland Weudke has been cut.
Weudke is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dionisy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Weudke takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dionisy misses with a right hand
and Weudke counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Weudke misses with an uppercut.
Weudke misses with a right hand
and Dionisy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dionisy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weudke misses with a straight right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dionisy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Weudke lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dionisy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Weudke finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dionisy swings for the body but Weudke moves out of range.
Dionisy misses the body punch
letting Weudke counter with a right hand.
Weudke on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That has opened up Roland Weudke's cut even more.
Weudke moves out of range as Dionisy strikes.
Weudke slips under a jab from Dionisy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weudke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Weudke jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Weudke waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dionisy.
Dionisy is looking to chop away at Weudke's legs.
A combination from Weudke does no damage.
Dionisy jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dionisy misses with a body shot
and Weudke counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Weudke misses the target.
Dionisy with a nice calf kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weudke just misses with a punch to the body.
Dionisy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dionisy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Weudke.
Dionisy throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Weudke to counter with a crisp jab.
Dionisy throws a quick inside leg kick.

Dionisy darts in and clinches Weudke up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dionisy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Weudke scores with a hook to the body.
Dionisy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Weudke's elbow.
Weudke taking a breather.
Weudke lands a nice shot to the body.

Weudke's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dionisy misses with a hook. Weudke ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cerberus Dionisy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roland Weudke's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dionisy thows a leg kick but Weudke checks it
and Weudke counters with a nice uppercut.
Dionisy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dionisy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Weudke is trying to counter with his kicks.
Dionisy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A left and a right from Weudke both land. Nice combination.
Cerberus Dionisy is winning the standup battle so far.
Dionisy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weudke throws a looping overhand right but Dionisy ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Dionisy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dionisy ducks under a wild hook from Weudke.
Dionisy delivers a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weudke avoids a kick to the body.
Weudke tries to bum rush Dionisy with a series of wild strikes but Dionisy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Weudke throws a right and a left that Dionisy avoids nicely.
Dionisy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Weudke looks to land a left hand but Dionisy moved out of range nicely.
Dionisy lands a jab to the head.
Dionisy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Weudke ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dionisy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weudke thuds a left hand into Dionisy's body.
Weudke lands with a cross.
That kick from Dionisy tenderised Weudke's leg. Weudke is trying to keep his angry face on.
Weudke sizes up Dionisy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dionisy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cerberus Dionisy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dionisy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Weudke's head backwards.
Dionisy looks to throw a body kick
and Weudke counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dionisy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Weudke checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dionisy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dionisy misses with a looping right.
Weudke throws a lazy right hand but Dionisy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dionisy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dionisy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dionisy looks to land a body kick but Weudke moved away.
Dionisy wants to land a leg kick but Weudke is out of range.
Dionisy throws out a loose jab but Weudke uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dionisy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Weudke there.
Weudke lands the left hand.
Dionisy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Weudke's head backwards.
Weudke connects with a body shot that sends Dionisy's belly button to the back.
Dionisy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Weudke is out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Weudke misses with a looping right.
Dionisy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Weudke.
Weudke doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
The crowd cheers as Weudke lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dionisy doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roland Weudke showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Roland Weudke's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dionisy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Weudke lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dionisy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Weudke throws a fast counter high kick but Dionisy manages to duck under it in time.
Dionisy throws out a loose jab but Weudke uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weudke swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dionisy counters with a three punch combo that has Weudke backing up. Weudke nods at Dionisy to acknowledge the strikes.
Dionisy throws a leg kick but Weudke sees it coming and moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dionisy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Some bone on bone action there as Dionisy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dionisy lands with a nice body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weudke uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dionisy.
A little jabbing left from Weudke on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Weudke misses with a series of wild punches.
Dionisy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dionisy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dionisy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Weudke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dionisy tests Weudke's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Weudke lands a slapping body shot.
Weudke cracks Dionisy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dionisy throws a jab but it's blocked by Weudke.
Weudke throws out a counter right but Dionisy avoids it with no problem.
Weudke misses with a looping right.
Dionisy throws a quick counter kick to the body but Weudke avoids it.
Dionisy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Weudke takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weudke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weudke moves out of range of the body kick.
Dionisy misses with a hook
and Weudke counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dionisy walks into a left hand.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dionisy.
Dionisy ducks under a wild hook from Weudke.
Weudke looks to land a combination but Dionisy avoids it well.
Weudke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dionisy throws out the jab.
Dionisy lands with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weudke looks to throw the jab but Dionisy is out of range.
Weudke sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Weudke takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Weudke walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dionisy.
Dionisy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dionisy.

The cut above Roland Weudke's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
That kick from Dionisy tenderised Weudke's leg. Weudke is trying to keep his angry face on.
Weudke loads up on a big right hand but Dionisy slips the punch.

Dionisy rushes Weudke and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cerberus Dionisy clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Roland Weudke's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dionisy loads up on a big right hand but Weudke slips the punch.
Weudke checks a low kick from Dionisy.
Weudke swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dionisy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Weudke.
A good leg kick by Dionisy.
Weudke lands with a good body shot.
Dionisy with a nice cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dionisy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Weudke is out of range and Dionisy settles back down.
Weudke fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dionisy misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Weudke to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weudke takes a swing at Dionisy's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Dionisy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Weudke.
Weudke moves out of range of the leg kick from Dionisy.
Dionisy ducks under a wild hook from Weudke.
Weudke takes a swing at Dionisy's ribcage but misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dionisy!
Dionisy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Weudke misses with a hook
and Dionisy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weudke lands with a hook. Dionisy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A leg kick checked by Weudke.
Weudke misses with an uppercut.
Dionisy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dionisy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dionisy slips under a jab.
As Weudke looks to move away, Dionisy throws a big counter combo but Weudke just gets out of the way.
Dionisy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Weudke blocks a low kick nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Weudke! But no joy.
Dionisy misses with a lunging right hand
and Weudke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weudke looks to score with a jab to the body but Dionisy is just out of range.
Dionisy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dionisy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dionisy scores with a nice strike.
Weudke has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dionisy.
Dionisy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dionisy. Weudke does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dionisy lands a jab to Weudke's midsection.
Weudke's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Weudke throws a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dionisy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Weudke ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little jabbing left from Weudke on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Weudke crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dionisy - the referee stops the clock and Weudke gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dionisy. Weudke manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dionisy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dionisy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Weudke's hands.

Roland Weudke's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Weudke on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Weudke throws a shot from downtown. Dionisy moves away and avoids it.
Dionisy blocks a jab.
Dionisy throwing a counter right hand but Weudke manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cerberus Dionisy had his way with Roland Weudke in that round.
The cut man is working on Roland Weudke's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Dionisy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Weudke lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A low kick from Weudke is predictable there
and Dionisy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Weudke's knee momentarily.
Dionisy cracks Weudke with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
An inside leg kick lands from Dionisy.

Dionisy moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weudke doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dionisy lands a hook that snaps the head of Weudke backwards.
Dionisy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Weudke throws a punch but it's blocked by Dionisy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dionisy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weudke softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Weudke misses with a body punch.
Weudke tries to break the clinch but Dionisy is controlling the position.
Weudke has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Weudke misses with a short punch on the inside.

Weudke breaks the clinch.
Weudke takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Weudke throws out a counter right but Dionisy avoids it with no problem.
Dionisy moves out of range as Weudke strikes.
Weudke thumps Dionisy with a low kick.
Weudke throws a right hand that misses
and Dionisy counters with a nice leg kick.
Dionisy misses with a wild body shot.
Weudke lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dionisy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dionisy looks to throw a body kick
and Weudke counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A swing and a miss from Weudke.
It looked like Dionisy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Weudke.
Dionisy misses with a left hand
and Weudke counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fighters circle momentarily. Weudke darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Weudke gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dionisy thumps Weudke with a low kick.
Weudke thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weudke missing with a left hand there. Dionisy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Dionisy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Weudke.
Dionisy throws a leg kick
and Weudke counters with a right hand to the body.
Weudke takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Weudke scores with a jab.
Roland Weudke has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dionisy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dionisy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dionisy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Weudke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Dionisy.
Dionisy scores with a head kick. Weudke tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Roland Weudke's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Cerberus Dionisy!
Cerberus Dionisy retains his light heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Cerberus Dionisy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.