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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2750 p4p, 6200 weight class) and Rob $tone (ranked 158 p4p, 229 weight class). Long Schlong has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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4 - 3 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob $tone!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
$tone takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong misses with a shot to the body
and $tone counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by $tone.
$tone stays in close to Schlong's body and controls the position.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! $tone escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Schlong is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked $tone off and has taken his back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to control $tone but $tone is wriggling around and keeping busy.
$tone is in bad spot here.
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Schlong is not going to allow $tone to sit and survive in this position.
$tone tries to escape the position.
$tone preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Schlong.
Schlong gets his hands free as $tone looks to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
$tone defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Schlong's arms.
Schlong is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Schlong seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under $tone's chin but $tone turns very nicely into Schlong's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by $tone.
$tone is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
$tone tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
$tone controls from within his opponent's guard.
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong is trying to keep $tone in close.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
Schlong is trying to hold $tone in close to prevent damage but $tone has managed to pass into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
$tone sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
$tone wants to free his trapped foot but Schlong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
$tone keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong is trying is best to control the position here.
Schlong wants to control but $tone is keeping busy.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
$tone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
$tone feints the counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Schlong throws out a leg kick but $tone moves out of range and Schlong only half commits.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
$tone tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Schlong thows a leg kick but $tone checks it
and $tone decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Schlong's guard.
$tone looking to pass the guard.
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! $tone has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and $tone manages to pass to side control!
A lull in the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong prevents $tone from improving position.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
$tone wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
$tone is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Schlong's shoulder. That is not cool.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
$tone wants to take a breather but Schlong manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for $tone.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
$tone showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Schlong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because $tone has passed into half guard!
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
$tone trying to mount his opponent but Schlong defends it.
Schlong wants to control but $tone passes into side.
Schlong is being controlled here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
$tone thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
$tone is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Schlong has escaped the position, nice work there.
$tone is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
$tone controlling from side mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
$tone has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong tries to control the position but he's not in luck - $tone easily slips into full mount!
Schlong sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rob $tone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Schlong scores with a hook to the body. $tone takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Schlong moves into range and connects with a jab.
Schlong throws a shot from downtown. $tone moves away and avoids it.
$tone drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Schlong defends it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rob $tone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schlong's jab looks to have found its range, popping $tone under the eye.
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong throws a body punch but $tone moves out of range.
$tone with the counter takedown but Schlong avoids it easily.
$tone slips a jab from Schlong.
$tone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong connects with the punch.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from $tone.
Schlong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Schlong throws a leg kick
and $tone counters with a takedown into side control.
Schlong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Schlong wants to control but $tone passes into side.
Schlong tries to buck $tone off but $tone is having none of it.
$tone tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong manages to work his way to half guard, despite $tone's best efforts.
Schlong gets back to full guard.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
$tone is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
$tone won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
$tone got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, $tone has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
$tone is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but $tone has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
$tone tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
$tone looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
$tone's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong wants to sweep here but $tone controlling him for the moment.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
$tone takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
$tone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws a hook to the side of $tone's head but $tone sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
$tone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
$tone changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
$tone ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Schlong misses with an uppercut. $tone saw that one coming.
$tone feints the counter takedown.
Schlong throws a body punch but $tone moves out of range.
$tone with the counter takedown but Schlong avoids it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Schlong has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:29
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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