PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boo Lee (ranked 1353 p4p, 2651 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 182 p4p, 354 weight class). Lee comes to the cage accompanied by Mama Said Knock You Out. The crowd seem to be enjoying AssKicken's choice of entrance music: Winds of Change. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Lee
vs
AssKicken

185 cm
41
215
33 - 21 - 2

190 cm
39
215
21 - 15 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 21 - 2, fighting out of New York, Boo Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

AssKicken shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Lee's guard.

Lee is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. AssKicken presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
AssKicken trying to stall but Lee improves his position.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Lee - that landed with a thud.
AssKicken lands with a light punch inside.
AssKicken lands a shoulder strike.
AssKicken makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken working hard to break the clinch.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lee stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Lee working aggressively here.
Lee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee scores with a shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lee.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lee backwards.
Lee lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short uppercut from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
AssKicken is trying to maintain a safe position but Lee gets an underhook and turns AssKicken into the cage.

AssKicken gets control of Lee's arms and successfully pulls guard. AssKicken will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Lee wanted to stand there but AssKicken had control of the position.
Lee trying to control the position from guard on top but AssKicken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lee would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Lee slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
AssKicken is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Lee thuds his shin into the meat of AssKicken's side.

Lee has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from AssKicken.
Lee lands an uppercut.
Lee makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Lee.
Lee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
Lee tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee blocks an uppercut.
Lee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lee lands with a light punch inside.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Lee controls the action.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
Lee misses with some punches.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lee works on AssKicken's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Lee controls his hands.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lee digs a right hand underneath AssKicken's ribcage. AssKicken let out a lung full of air as it connected.
AssKicken looks winded!
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
Lee misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Lee.
Lee lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down AssKicken.
Lee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
Lee lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
Lee lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lee misses with a body punch.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee pushes AssKicken back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.

AssKicken is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken is still on wobbly legs! Can Lee finish him?
Lee lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Lee digs a right hand underneath AssKicken's ribcage. AssKicken let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lee cracks AssKicken with a nice body shot.
Lee creates a bit of space for himself and rocks AssKicken with a big uppercut! AssKicken tries to clinch up but Lee pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples AssKicken to the mat! AssKicken covers up and Lee unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Boo Lee!
After winning the bout, Boo Lee thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.