PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Murzol Gro Ulfimph (ranked 850 p4p, 914 weight class) and John McCain (ranked 44 p4p, 45 weight class). Gro Ulfimph's entrance music is Hired Gun. A fine choice. McCain is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Anywhere I Go. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Gro Ulfimph
vs
McCain

165 cm
30
137
21 - 13 - 1

166 cm
26
140
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Murzol Gro Ulfimph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John McCain!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCain swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Gro Ulfimph counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like John McCain has been cut.
Gro Ulfimph takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A jab lands there for McCain.
McCain missing with a left hand there. Gro Ulfimph was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
John McCain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gro Ulfimph takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McCain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gro Ulfimph.
McCain misses with a wild body shot.
Gro Ulfimph throws a shot to the body.
A jab from McCain misses.
McCain checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Gro Ulfimph moves forwards but McCain connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Gro Ulfimph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a series of wild punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCain lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCain thuds a left hand into Gro Ulfimph's body.
McCain throws a shot from downtown. Gro Ulfimph moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Gro Ulfimph wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gro Ulfimph uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McCain.
A little feinted left hand from Gro Ulfimph on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A shot to the body from McCain misses
and Gro Ulfimph counters with a nice uppercut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McCain.
McCain does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gro Ulfimph walks forward, straight into a front kick from McCain.
Gro Ulfimph blocks a jab.
Gro Ulfimph swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That kick from McCain tenderised Gro Ulfimph's leg. Gro Ulfimph is trying to keep his angry face on.
McCain misses with a hook to the body
enabling Gro Ulfimph to counter with a crisp jab.
A nice leg kick from McCain, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCain lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McCain misses the shot to the body.
Gro Ulfimph appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
McCain wants to slow Gro Ulfimph down by chopping away at his legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gro Ulfimph throws a front kick aimed at McCain's knee but McCain avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCain throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Gro Ulfimph was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from McCain.
McCain uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gro Ulfimph has time to react.
McCain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McCain connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McCain fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McCain misses with a low kick as Gro Ulfimph jumps back.
Gro Ulfimph throwing a counter right hand but McCain manages to avoid it.
Gro Ulfimph lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McCain misses with a wild body shot.
Gro Ulfimph was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McCain sizes up Gro Ulfimph with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McCain stuns Gro Ulfimph with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McCain looks to score with a jab to the body but Gro Ulfimph is just out of range.
Gro Ulfimph avoids a kick to the body.
That kick from McCain tenderised Gro Ulfimph's leg. Gro Ulfimph is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gro Ulfimph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gro Ulfimph.
A little feinted left hand from Gro Ulfimph on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gro Ulfimph chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McCain can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gro Ulfimph throws a chopping leg kick but McCain manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McCain connects with a body shot.
McCain lands with a thumping leg kick.
McCain scores with a jab. Gro Ulfimph acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McCain swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Gro Ulfimph cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McCain throws a leg kick that misses.
McCain throws a front kick aimed at Gro Ulfimph's knee but Gro Ulfimph avoids it well.
McCain lands a nice shot to the body.
Good exchange - McCain coming out on top.
McCain tries to work over Gro Ulfimph's front leg with a kick but Gro Ulfimph checks it.
As McCain backs away, Gro Ulfimph returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
McCain throws a hook but Gro Ulfimph blocks it.
A little feinted left hand from Gro Ulfimph on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gro Ulfimph defending well as McCain loads up on a big left hand.
A low kick from McCain misses
letting Gro Ulfimph counter with a right hand.
McCain throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCain on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCain moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Gro Ulfimph takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McCain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McCain swings for the body but Gro Ulfimph moves out of range.
It looked like Gro Ulfimph was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
McCain misses with a wild body shot.
Gro Ulfimph takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Gro Ulfimph throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McCain sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McCain.
McCain blocks a head kick by Gro Ulfimph.
McCain thows a leg kick but Gro Ulfimph checks it
and Gro Ulfimph counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McCain bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gro Ulfimph bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gro Ulfimph swings for the body but McCain moves out of range.
McCain goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John McCain dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John McCain's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McCain is looking to slow Gro Ulfimph down with leg kicks.

Gro Ulfimph cracks McCain with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Gro Ulfimph has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning McCain to stand back up!

McCain is rocked!
McCain throws a looping overhand right but Gro Ulfimph ducks down to avoid it.
McCain throws a leg kick but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming and moves out of range.
Gro Ulfimph pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McCain misses with an uppercut
and Gro Ulfimph counters with a huge left! McCain is in big trouble! He's backing up but Gro Ulfimph isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save McCain from any more damage. A dominating finish by Gro Ulfimph!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Murzol Gro Ulfimph!
A very excited looking Murzol Gro Ulfimph made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.