PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bummy Bitch (ranked 2859 p4p, 2062 weight class) and Brick Lesnor (ranked 295 p4p, 226 weight class). Bitch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is lamborghini. Bummy Bitch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bitch
vs
Lesnor

225 cm
25
270
2 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
264
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Can Moonwalk

Concrete Clothing (Laundry Re Stock Coming Soon)
HELLS BALLS RECOVERY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bummy Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brick Lesnor!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bitch moves into range and clinches up with Lesnor.
Lesnor misses with a knee to the head.
Bitch is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lesnor is defending well.
Lesnor working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bitch drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lesnor pulls his leg out and moves away.

Bitch closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bitch has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lesnor after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch wants a takedown.
Lesnor lands with a left to the head.

It looks like Bummy Bitch has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch blocks an elbow strike from Lesnor.
Lesnor is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Bitch lands a takedown into guard.
Bitch wants to control from the top but Lesnor keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch stops Lesnor from standing up.
Bitch is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Lesnor has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Bitch off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnor defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bitch.
Lesnor wants to counter the offense by Bitch and move into the clinch position.
Bitch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bitch misses with a takedown attempt - Lesnor sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnor is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bitch misses with a body kick.
Lesnor is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.

Bitch closes the distance and clinches.
Lesnor throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch.
Bitch goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lesnor prevents it.
Lesnor throws an elbow but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnor scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lesnor gets through Bitch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lesnor prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lesnor working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bitch is breathing heavily.
Lesnor lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch.
Bitch wants a takedown but no success here.
Bitch blocks an elbow strike from Lesnor.
Lesnor lands a left hand.
Bitch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lesnor creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bitch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lesnor gets through Bitch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
Lesnor prevents the takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lesnor prevents it.
Lesnor lands an uppercut.
Lesnor lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lesnor misses with a knee to the head.
Lesnor scores with a shot to the side of Bitch's head.
Lesnor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
A short left from Lesnor.
Lesnor pushes Bitch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lesnor lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
Lesnor lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
Bitch avoids a wild elbow strike from Lesnor.
Lesnor lands with a short shot to the head.
Lesnor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bitch has Lesnor pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lesnor manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lesnor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Lesnor.

Bitch is rocked!

Bummy Bitch's cut is getting worse.
Lesnor throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Lesnor dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bummy Bitch's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bitch fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lesnor tries to counter by closing the distance.
Lesnor stuffs the takedown.

Bitch moves into the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A short right from Lesnor.
Bitch drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lesnor pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bummy Bitch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bitch misses with a head kick.
Lesnor tries to counter by closing the distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch closes the distance and clinches up with Lesnor, looking for a takedown. Bitch pushes Lesnor against the cage but Lesnor circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Lesnor wants to counter the offense by Bitch and move into the clinch position.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lesnor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch backwards.
Lesnor scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bitch changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lesnor fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Bitch clinches up against the cage.
Lesnor scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Lesnor.
A short right from Lesnor on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnor lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lesnor creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnor lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Oh Bitch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lesnor.

Bummy Bitch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lesnor lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Bitch to his knees! Lesnor keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Lesnor! Brick Lesnor retains his heavyweight title!
In defeat, Bummy Bitch stepped up to the mic, saying 'Gay ass mf coudlnt do that again '.