PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Do Ho Joy (ranked 573 p4p, 592 weight class) and Bed Intruder (ranked 76 p4p, 79 weight class). Intruder has chosen Bed Intruder as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Ho Joy
vs
Intruder

175 cm
33
150
24 - 12 - 0

178 cm
34
155
28 - 18 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Do Ho Joy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bed Intruder!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Intruder gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ho Joy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Intruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Ho Joy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ho Joy.

It looks like Bed Intruder has been cut.
Intruder throws a leg kick which misses Ho Joy's front leg but catches the back leg as Ho Joy tries to avoid it.

Ho Joy instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Ho Joy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ho Joy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ho Joy misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Ho Joy on the inside.

Intruder is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Ho Joy can't fight it off and eventually Intruder manages to take the fight to the floor. Ho Joy looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Intruder throws a strike but Ho Joy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Intruder seems keen to control Ho Joy's posture.
Intruder looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ho Joy is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ho Joy showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Ho Joy won't allow Intruder to sweep him here.
Intruder can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Ho Joy controls the pace.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Intruder controls Ho Joy momentarily but Ho Joy frees himself.
Ho Joy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Intruder swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Intruder is trying to hold Ho Joy in close to prevent damage but Ho Joy has managed to pass into half guard.
Ho Joy has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Intruder is trying to maintain the position but Ho Joy is very close to passing his half guard.
Intruder wants to sweep but Ho Joy has passed to side control!
Ho Joy controlling from side mount.
Intruder manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ho Joy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Ho Joy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Ho Joy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ho Joy seems keen to control Intruder's posture.
Intruder won't allow Ho Joy to sweep him here.
Intruder trying to control the position from guard on top but Ho Joy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Intruder is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Ho Joy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Intruder.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ho Joy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Intruder is one step ahead there.
Intruder passes Ho Joy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Ho Joy manages to get to full guard.
Intruder trying to control but Ho Joy is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Intruder preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Do Ho Joy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bed Intruder's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

No luck with that takedown attempt from Intruder.
Intruder looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A right-left combo lands from Intruder.
A nice leg kick from Ho Joy, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ho Joy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Intruder doesn't seem bothered though.
Ho Joy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
Ho Joy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Ho Joy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ho Joy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Intruder with a poor takedown
and Ho Joy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice straight punches there by Intruder. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Intruder.
Ho Joy with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Intruder throws a lazy right hand but Ho Joy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Intruder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Intruder takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Ho Joy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Intruder shoots in for a takedown but Ho Joy shows good takedown defense.
Ho Joy thinks about countering with a body kick.
Do Ho Joy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bed Intruder.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder avoids the head kick by Ho Joy.
Ho Joy moves out of range as Intruder strikes.
A jab from Ho Joy does it's job there.
Ho Joy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ho Joy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ho Joy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Intruder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ho Joy.
Intruder is looking to slow Ho Joy down with leg kicks.
Ho Joy is looking to slow Intruder down with leg kicks.
Intruder avoids the head kick by Ho Joy.

Ho Joy closes the distance and clinches.
Ho Joy misses with a punch on the inside.
Intruder working aggressively here.
Ho Joy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Intruder can do to turn this around?
Intruder looking for a takedown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ho Joy blocks an uppercut.
Intruder goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ho Joy prevents it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Intruder misses with a punch on the inside.
Intruder makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ho Joy misses with the head strike.
Intruder takes a shot to the head.
Ho Joy looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ho Joy.
Intruder has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Ho Joy seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Intruder can turn it around.
Ho Joy struggles to land a body shot inside as Intruder controls his hands.
Ho Joy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ho Joy is struggling to control the position.
Ho Joy blocks an uppercut.
Ho Joy slows down the pace here.
Intruder throws a punch but it's blocked by Ho Joy.
Intruder lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Intruder misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ho Joy breaks from the clinch.
Intruder lands a slapping body shot.
Ho Joy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ho Joy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
Ho Joy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ho Joy misses with a lunging right hand
and Intruder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Intruder missing with a left hand there. Ho Joy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ho Joy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Intruder counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ho Joy cracks Intruder with an open hand slap.
Ho Joy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Intruder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Intruder wants to clinch.
Ho Joy cracks Intruder with a right hand to the side of the head.

That has opened up Bed Intruder's cut even more.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Intruder slips under a jab from Ho Joy.
Intruder takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ho Joy tries to clinch up.
Intruder is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Intruder tried to score with a low kick but Ho Joy checks it.
Bed Intruder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Intruder misses the jab.
Ho Joy misses with a low kick.
Intruder with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Intruder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ho Joy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Intruder shoots in looking for a takedown but Ho Joy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Intruder's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
As Intruder backs away, Ho Joy returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Ho Joy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Intruder shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ho Joy napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ho Joy manages to work his way to half guard, despite Intruder's best efforts.
Ho Joy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ho Joy is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Do Ho Joy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bed Intruder's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Intruder throws a lazy right hand but Ho Joy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Intruder feints a jab promting Ho Joy to slip. Intruder then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ho Joy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Do Ho Joy is winning the standup battle so far.
Ho Joy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Intruder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ho Joy just misses with a punch to the body.
Intruder looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ho Joy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Intruder's sensitive parts.
Intruder throws a series of punches but Ho Joy avoids them all with ease.
Ho Joy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Intruder with a poor takedown
and Ho Joy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ho Joy misses with a looping left.
Intruder throws out a counter right but Ho Joy avoids it with no problem.
Intruder throws a low kick, looking for Ho Joy's leg but Ho Joy calmly moves out of range.
Ho Joy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Intruder catches Ho Joy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Intruder lands with a hook. Ho Joy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Intruder throws a body punch but Ho Joy moves out of range.
Ho Joy moves away from the strike by Intruder.
Ho Joy throws a good cross that connects.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ho Joy moves away.
Intruder works Ho Joy's body with a nice hook.
Ho Joy throws out a loose jab but Intruder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Intruder looks to land a right hand but Ho Joy moved out of range.
Intruder keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Intruder looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Intruder misses with a wild combination.
Intruder's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ho Joy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Intruder scrambles back to his feet.
Intruder throws an overhand right that lands on Ho Joy's shoulder, as Ho Joy tries to avoid the shot.
Ho Joy walks into a left hand.
Intruder misses with a low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Ho Joy misses the target.
Intruder throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Ho Joy counter with a right hand.
Do Ho Joy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Intruder.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Intruder uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ho Joy.
Intruder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ho Joy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Intruder with a poor takedown
and Ho Joy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Intruder misses with an uppercut.
Ho Joy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Intruder gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Intruder misses with a looping left.
Ho Joy is looking to score with low kicks.
Ho Joy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Intruder.
Ho Joy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Intruder.
A low kick from Intruder misses
and Ho Joy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Intruder lands a jab to Ho Joy's midsection.
Intruder moves to clinch but Ho Joy breaks away
and Ho Joy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Intruder is rocked!
Intruder misses with an uppercut
and Ho Joy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Intruder is still on wobbly legs! Can Ho Joy finish him?
Intruder takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ho Joy drops Intruder with a naaaaasty hook - Intruder is in real trouble here! Ho Joy dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do Ho Joy!
Do Ho Joy thanked the fans post fight for their support.