PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kvame Zulu (ranked 14 p4p, 64 weight class) and Brak Maugøn (ranked 2 p4p, 7 weight class). Zulu comes to the cage accompanied by Big Badaboom. Maugøn is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Save Yourself. Brak Maugøn is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Zulu
vs
Maugøn

205 cm
32
265
29 - 8 - 0

189 cm
34
264
29 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kvame Zulu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brak Maugøn!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maugøn checks a leg kick.
Maugøn checks the leg kick.
Maugøn swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Zulu feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Maugøns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Maugøn checks a leg kick nicely.
Maugøn tries to counter by closing the distance.
Zulu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Maugøn just misses with a punch to the body.
Zulu looks to score with a jab to the body but Maugøn is just out of range.
Maugøn is trying to counter with his kicks.
The fighters circling - Zulu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Maugøn connects with a high kick.

It looks like Kvame Zulu has been cut.
Kvame Zulu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Zulu lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zulu throws a low kick but it's checked well by Maugøn.
Maugøn feints a counter leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Zulu - that will leave a mark!

Maugøn lands a left and a right that send Zulu crashing to the mat, dazed. Maugøn thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zulu ducks under a wild hook from Maugøn.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maugøn is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Zulu cracks Maugøn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab from Maugøn misses.
Maugøn loads up on a big right hand but Zulu slips the punch.
Zulu is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Zulu scores with a head kick. Maugøn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Maugøn lands a jab.

Kvame Zulu's cut is getting worse.
Zulu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zulu throws out a leg kick but Maugøn moves out of range and Zulu only half commits.
Maugøn lands a nice looking body kick.
Maugøn moves out of range of the body kick from Zulu.
A jab from Zulu misses.
Zulu lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Zulu throws a leg kick
and Maugøn counters with a nice kick to the body.
Maugøn has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zulu throws a sloppy head kick and Maugøn moves out of range easily.
Zulu tries to work over Maugøn's front leg with a kick but Maugøn checks it.
Zulu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maugøn manages to avoid it.
Maugøn is trying to counter with his kicks.
Maugøn throws a head kick that Zulu semi-blocks.
Maugøn's jab looks to have found its range, popping Zulu under the eye.
Zulu ducks under a wild hook from Maugøn.
Maugøn lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zulu circles away quickly and effectively.
Zulu moves into range and connects with a jab.
It looks like Zulu has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Zulu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Zulu is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Maugøn pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zulu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zulu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Maugøn's head.
Maugøn throws a lazy right hand but Zulu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zulu connects with a looping right hand.
Maugøn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zulu.
Zulu throws a leg kick which misses Maugøn's front leg but catches the back leg as Maugøn tries to avoid it.
Maugøn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zulu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zulu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zulu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zulu misses with a kick to the body.
Maugøn slips under a jab from Zulu.
Maugøn throws the kick towards the body but Zulu avoids it.
A counter left hand to the body from Zulu misses its target.
Zulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maugøn.
Maugøn checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Maugøn misses.
Zulu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zulu wants to slow Maugøn down by chopping away at his legs.
Maugøn throws a head kick but Zulu moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Maugøn checks a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maugøn misses with a hook. Zulu ducked under it nicely.
Zulu tried to counter with a leg kick but Maugøn avoided it.
Maugøn moves out of range as Zulu throws a body kick.
Maugøn is looking for the big counter here.
Zulu moves out of range as Maugøn throws a body kick.
Zulu looks for the body kick but Maugøn saw that one coming.
Maugøn looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Zulu scores with a spinning back kick!
Zulu with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Maugøn tries to move into range but Zulu moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kvame Zulu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Maugøn misses with a body shot.
Zulu connects with an inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zulu. That's going to slow Maugøn down.
Maugøn loads up on a big right hand but Zulu slips the punch.
Maugøn misses with a shot to the body
and Zulu counters with a stiff right hand.
Maugøn blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Maugøn. Zulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zulu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zulu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maugøn.
Kvame Zulu is winning the standup battle so far.
Maugøn scores with a jab. Zulu acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zulu scores with a nice head shot.
Zulu lands with a cross.
Zulu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Maugøn moves out of range as Zulu strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maugøn throws a nice head kick!

Kvame Zulu's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zulu lands with a hook. Maugøn tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Zulu throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Zulu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zulu looks for the body kick but Maugøn saw that one coming.
Maugøn swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Zulu has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Zulu scores with a jab. Maugøn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Zulu slips a jab from Maugøn.
Nice uppercut lands for Zulu. That snapped Maugøn's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zulu avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zulu tried to counter with a leg kick but Maugøn avoided it.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Maugøn might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Zulu has got the better of the exchanges.
Maugøn dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Zulu finds it's target.
Maugøn throws a hook but Zulu avoids it easily.
Zulu was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Zulu connects with a jab.
Maugøn looks to land a body kick but Zulu moved away.
Maugøn goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Maugøn ducks under a wild hook from Zulu.
Maugøn misses with a looping right.
Maugøn is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Maugøn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Maugøn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zulu swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Maugøn.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zulu.
Zulu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulu ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zulu keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Maugøn on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Zulu misses with a hook.
Zulu throws a body shot but no joy.
Zulu cracks Maugøn with a good jab.
Zulu misses with a jab to the body
and Maugøn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Jeez, Kvame Zulu's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Maugøn drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Zulu cracks Maugøn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zulu with a hook.

Zulu drives through and clinches with Maugøn against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maugøn is leaning against Zulu and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Zulu.
Zulu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Maugøn can do to turn this around?
A short body shot lands from Maugøn as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Maugøn struggles to land a body shot inside as Zulu controls his hands.
Maugøn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Maugøn makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Maugøn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zulu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Maugøn lands a shoulder strike.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kvame Zulu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brak Maugøn!
Brak Maugøn is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Brak Maugøn thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.