PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Barney Rumble (ranked 3231 p4p, 24437 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 331 p4p, 606 weight class). Rumble comes into the arena with Queens of the Stone Age - My God is the Sun blaring out of the sound system. Noel has chosen the fat boys fat boys as his entrance music. Chubby Noel has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Barney Rumble's chin.

Rumble
vs
Noel

200 cm
44
256
27 - 11 - 0

198 cm
38
215
22 - 18 - 1

World class boxer
Very strong

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barney Rumble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rumble takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

It looks like Barney Rumble has been cut.
Rumble takes a swing at Noel's ribcage but misses.
Noel lands with a nice combination. Rumble backs away looking to recover.
Rumble swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noel thumps Rumble with a low kick.
Rumble misses with a straight left.
Rumble lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rumble tries to score with a low kick but Noel moves his leg out of the way.
Rumble fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Noel.
Rumble throws a hook to the side of Noel's head but Noel sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Noel jabs Rumble right on the nose. Rumble blinks but takes it well.
Rumble connects with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rumble tries to clinch there but Noel circles away.
Despite the aggression on Noel's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Noel plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Noel with a hook.
Noel blocks a jab.
Noel doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Rumble lands with a thumping leg kick.
Noel throws a front kick to the face that drops Rumble face first to the mat! Oh, he's in big trouble! He's stumbling all over the place and has face planted into the ropes, causing the referee to call an end to the fight! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Front Kick). Chubby Noel!
During a confident post fight interview, Chubby Noel thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.