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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Skinny Arse (ranked 6053 p4p, 5999 weight class) and Andrei Chikatilo (ranked 447 p4p, 442 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Andrei Chikatilo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Great elbows
Very strong
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Skinny Arse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Andrei Chikatilo!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arse tries to clinch up.
Arse slips a straight right by Chikatilo.
Chikatilo throws a lazy right hand but Arse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Chikatilo cracks Arse with a good jab.
Chikatilo looks to throw the jab but Arse is out of range.
Arse throwing a counter right hand but Chikatilo manages to avoid it.
Chikatilo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Arse fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Arse throws a right hand that misses
letting Chikatilo counter with a right hand.
Arse tries to clinch but Chikatilo is having none of it.
Chikatilo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chikatilo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chikatilo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chikatilo keeps the fight on the outside.
Arse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chikatilo tries to bum rush Arse with a series of wild strikes but Arse uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A little feinted left hand from Arse on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Chikatilo keeps the fight on the outside.
Chikatilo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Arse tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chikatilo manages to circle out of the way.
Arse tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Chikatilo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arse wants to clinch
and Chikatilo counters with a nice uppercut.
Arse moves into the clinch successfully.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Chikatilo tries to circle away but Arse has him pinned against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Chikatilo.
Arse lands a damaging elbow.
Arse really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Chikatilo misses with a body punch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Arse.
It looks like Andrei Chikatilo has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arse pushes Chikatilo back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Arse lands a nice elbow.
Chikatilo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice elbow from Arse.
Chikatilo struggles to land a body shot inside as Arse controls his hands.
A hook to the body from Chikatilo.
Chikatilo is trying to break the clinch but Arse is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Andrei Chikatilo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Andrei Chikatilo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Chikatilo works Arse's body with a nice hook.
A jab lands there for Chikatilo.
It looks like Skinny Arse has been cut.
Chikatilo scores with a big combo that sends Arse crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but the referee has seen enough as Arse flops around uncontrollably and he's called an end to the fight! Chikatilo jumps onto the ropes and throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Gross.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andrei Chikatilo!
A very excited looking Andrei Chikatilo rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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